TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

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  1. alte

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    Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Morals..."

    Ok...here's the other one. Originally it was going to have my usual caption "bubbles" but they just
    would have cacked up the photos a bit much. Also, the photos just seemed to speak for themselves.
    But, I added caps to the first photo just to make it official...

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    Geordi: "Grrrr...GROWL!"

    Data: "HOOCHIE MAMA...HOOCHIE MAMA!!!"

    Picard: "Enjoying yourself Number One?"

    Riker: "Yes, Captain!" (mumbles to himself: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself.
    I'm here, looking at hot women I can't touch with my exgirlfriend standing in
    front of me and a clear view of Mr.Data blanking his blank.)


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    GEORDI: Overdose by Trek BBS.

    I've read of it happening before, Data.

    She must have spent too long in the TNZ forum.
     
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    Geordi: Nah, she'll be fine. She always gets drunk and passes out after one of her "breakfast with the captain" things goes nowhere.

    Second:

    Riker: You should be ashamed of yourself, captioning this!
     
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    And the fact you can do it all with your artificial penis? Even MORE astounding!
     
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    The crew was beginning to question their choice of photographer for the Starfleet crew portraits.
     
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    Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Security..."

    I LOVE THIS!!!! Thanks for the laugh ALTE!!!! :guffaw:
     
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    DATA: Either Dr. Crusher is deceased...

    or my chronometer is no longer functional.
     
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    DATA: You are correct Geordie, Dr. Crusher can not take a punch.