TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

[alte]

Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Morals..."

Ok...here's the other one. Originally it was going to have my usual caption "bubbles" but they just
would have cacked up the photos a bit much. Also, the photos just seemed to speak for themselves.
But, I added caps to the first photo just to make it official...

Geordi: "Grrrr...GROWL!"

Data: "HOOCHIE MAMA...HOOCHIE MAMA!!!"

Picard: "Enjoying yourself Number One?"

Riker: "Yes, Captain!" (mumbles to himself: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself.
I'm here, looking at hot women I can't touch with my exgirlfriend standing in
front of me and a clear view of Mr.Data blanking his blank.)

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Overdose by Trek BBS.

I've read of it happening before, Data.

She must have spent too long in the TNZ forum.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: I've GOT to get a transfer off this ship.

Before I jump into one of the warp nacelles.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First pic:

Data: Should we attempt to aid Dr. Crusher?

Geordi: Nah, she'll be fine. She always gets drunk and passes out after one of her "breakfast with the captain" things goes nowhere.

Second:

Riker: You should be ashamed of yourself, captioning this!

 

[LeadHead]

Geordi: What happened here?
Data: I see no clues. Wait, there is a green box here, it is labeled "Mass Effect 2"

Worst American Idol Judges Ever.

 

[Mistral]

Data: "She's dead, Jim."

Geordi: "Geordi, Data, the name is Geordi. Y'know, for an android you're pretty stupid."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Your hypnosis skills are INCREDIBLE, Data...

And the fact you can do it all with your artificial penis? Even MORE astounding!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE OUTLAW JEAN-LUC PALE

 

[gojiragirl]

The crew was beginning to question their choice of photographer for the Starfleet crew portraits.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER(thinking): It's days like this...

I envy Wesley's father.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Security..."

I LOVE THIS!!!! Thanks for the laugh ALTE!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE SEARS HOLO-PORTRAIT STUDIOS


For memories that can never be erased by a strange, mutant alien neuro-virus.

(TM)

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Really, I'm am very pleased to welcome you on board. I look forward to working with you. Mr. Worf, will you show Mr. Ed to his quarters."

Riker: "You've got to be shittin' me."

 

[Nerys Myk]

STEWART: Hey Rick! A raise and a horse! Thanks! Does the rest of the cast know?

 

[cultcross]

Picard: Worf! I have mated with a woman! Inform the men.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Someone was more into the foursome idea than the rest.

 

[T'Girl]

Picard: "BARKEEP. Whiskey for my officers and beer for our horses!

 

[cooleddie74]

Only late in his career did Will Riker realize he had taken the WRONG path back in high school.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Either Dr. Crusher is deceased...

or my chronometer is no longer functional.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: You are correct Geordie, Dr. Crusher can not take a punch.