TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "What? Rat Boy's willing to take over the caption contest? That's splendid!"

Crusher: "I just hope there isn't any screencaps of us in compromising positions."

*Riker and Troi start to get worried*

Later...

Picard: "Wait a minute? Who else offered?"

Crusher: "Oh dear God no!"

*Riker and Troi start to grin maniacally*

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL: Don't look at ME, folks.

I'm just as confused and ready to jump out an airlock as YOU are.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.

DATA: Wesley is a dope?

GEORDI: A mother would know.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.

DATA: Wesley is a dope?

GEORDI: A mother would know.

DATA: Hmmmmm.

I suppose that would explain why he always asked ME for advice on human sexuality.

And opening boxes.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.

 

[Rat Boy]

PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.

Troi: "That's what she said."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.

Troi: "That's what she said."

BEVERLY: I need a shower.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: She's okay, Data.

It's just a REALLY bad case of ice-cream headache.

 

[Hedbergian]

Riker: My fingers through your red hair, in an airlock with no air, not that I would care ...

It's ... FRAKESGIVING! ... Gobble gobble, number one. Rated R for a shitload of nudity and senseless mayhem. This Friday at a theater near you.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Don't ask, folks.

Frankly I'm just as stunned as YOU are this dumbass episode is still going on.

DATA: Doctor?

Doctor Crusher?

A work desk does not HAVE a discernible heartbeat. Nor even a heart!

 

[Hedbergian]

PICARD ... blissfully ignorant.
TROI ... wtf is he smiling about?
CRUSHER ... get to the POINT, ya #%$!
RIKER ... Dead people get me hard.

 

[cooleddie74]

After the last trombone solo in Ten Forward, Will was told not to quit his day job.

Unfortunately, his day job sucked even HARDER.

 

[cultcross]

OK, that's it for the contest, people!

The winners are as follows:

For the first image,

GEORDIE:Choked on a croissant.

DATA: Accident?

GEORDIE: Yeah, sure. Why not?

And the second,

Crusher: "C'mon, Ro, it's a tradition for all new officers. If you catch the captain's fancy, he gets to saddle you up and ride you around the holodeck for a while. We all had to do it!"

With photoshop winner:

Well done to everyone who entered! And thanks to everyone who has participated in the caption contests while I've been running them, you've given me a lot of laughs

The contest will be taken over by Canuck69 who has graciously volunteered.

 

[Holdfast]

Good winners, all.

Thanks for running the contests so long; I'm sure Canuck69 will keep up the high standards!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

And thanks to everyone who has participated in the caption contests while I've been running them

"You've done a man's job, sir!"

(Oh, and thanks for the win, too!)