TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

[John Picard]

Worf saw the end of the caption contest; however, he would have to run the gauntlet of balloons to get there.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Just TOSS THE DICE, sir.

Or else we will NEVER get out of this simulation.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF(thinking): This contest over YET?!

I can't stand listening to these two boring fools any longer...

 

[jep]

Geordi: "C'mon Worf, let this contest end!!! cooleddie74 has made PAGES of jokes about us."

Ro: "I'm telling you Geordi, Worf has nothing to do with it. The guy running the contest has forgotten about us and is probably off somewhere reading the 'Kama Sulu'."



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[Jonas Grumby]

Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "C'mon, Worf, have a heart..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "Roe says she's gonna keep making..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "...that irritating noise until you..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "...until you change out the contest!"
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
Worf: "ENOUGH!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Come on, Worf. Help me crush Ro's nipples.
Worf: You've got her combadger there, Commander. <goes back to squeezing grapes>

 

[cooleddie74]

This was THE last Bar Mitzvah Worf was ever going to attend if he had any say over it.

 

[cooleddie74]

See, Commander?

I would be a NATURAL and a champion at late 20th century Atari video games.

 

[cultcross]

Sorry, sorry, work got all busy. People keep killing each other this winter.
Anyway, new contest is up!