RO:HEY...
stop bogarting all the grapes and prune juice!
GEORDI: Yeah!!
Some of US would like explosive diarrhea too, you know!!
TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'
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RO:HEY...
stop bogarting all the grapes and prune juice!
GEORDI: Yeah!!
Some of US would like explosive diarrhea too, you know!!
Data: I am programmed in multiple techniques. And, yes, fisting is among them, commander.
"Tasha called this the Cervix Cracker.
She could not get enough of it."
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LaForge: "One day I'll command my own galaxy class starship. I will be a great explorer."
Worf: "One day I'll command my own battle crusier. My victorys will be sung about for eons."
Ro: "One day I'll command my own colonial battlestar. I will be gun down by my inhuman lesbian lover."
LaForge: "One day I'll command my own galaxy class starship. I will be a great explorer."
Worf: "One day I'll command my own battle crusier. My victorys will be sung about for eons."
Ro: "One day I'll command my own colonial battlestar. I will be gun down by my inhuman lesbian lover."
Ro: You have to choose--either Geordi or me!
LaForge: Yeah. Worf, who's it gonna be?
Worf: Geordi. He does that thing with his visor that turns me on so much.
Geordi: I don't care if your taint itches! You can't have it!
Ro: Seriously, try a bath once in a while.
RO: Worf!!!
Can you tell us where Commander Riker went?
GEORDI: YEAH!
He has my ballgag and we need it back!!
DATA:It is not REALLY all in the servo-driven and positronically-controlled wrist, you know.
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Ro & Geordie: Worf, don't eat the food. The Romulans poisoned it!
Worf: Perhaps it is a good day to diet.
Work: Invisible hand job race starts in three... two... one. JACKOFF!
Geordi: "... so it's a time share condo on Risa."
Ro: "And all you have to do is attend a seminar!"
Trapped at the baffet table, Wof was powerless to get away, and too visable to run them threw with a bat'leph.
Riker: "No, no, Data -- a little lower and more toward yourself. It looks like you're wanking somebody else."
Data: "And you assure me this is typical male sexual behavior?"
Riker: "Trust me Data -- the floors on Holodeck 3 aren't sticky from synthacola."
WORF:"SHUT UP, guys!!
QUIET...
I'm trying to hear Commander Riker suck at playing the trombone!!"
DATA:These dice are not loaded, Commander.
But I sure as hell AM.
Riker: "You know Tasha's an animal lover, don't you? After she hears about this, you might as well just unscrew that little cyber-winky of yours and put it back in its case."