TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

[jep]

Ro: "Definitely an inferior race. Note the sloped forehead, denoting stupidity. The dull look of a trapped
animal. You may take him now for interrogation, but I want the body saved for the Cultural Museum.
He'll make an interesting display."


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[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "Oh, shit! K'Ehleyr just walked in! And she looks pissed! And she's making a beeline for Deanna!"

Data: "I've got a lump of coal in my fist. Worf's got one up his ass. We're gonna see who can make a diamond the fastest."

 

[jep]

Data: "And then, just at the right moment you nail the bitch in the back of the head."


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[Shatmandu]

Growling Voiceover Guy: "Tonight's episode of Staaar Trek: TheNextGeneration is brought to you by Budweiser. Buuuudweiser, the King of Beeeeers!"

It was the last time Data shut down for a rest cycle when Riker had been drinking.

 

[Triskelion]

Help us Worf! We can't stash any food!

Riker: Data, where did you get those?
Data: Best not to ask, sir.

 

[Shatmandu]

La Forge: "Forgot your pants while dressing for a diplomatic reception?"

 

[cooleddie74]

RO:"Worf?

HELLO?

Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager?

Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Before she died, Tasha taught me this method.

A way to experience what I did with her...only without having to replicate a dinner and listen to inane stories."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RO:"Worf?

HELLO?

Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager?

Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!"

WORF "Like Geordie has ever seen a fanny!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Rock, scissors, paper, lizard, Spock!"

 

[Hedbergian]

La Forge: PRUNE - JUICE - MAKES - YOU - LAME!!! LAAAAAAMMMMMUUUUHHH!!!
Ro: PRUNE - JUICE - EQUALS - @$$HOLE!!!

 

[T'Girl]

`

Worf: "I could not find regular balloons, so I inflated Klingon condoms."

Ro: "I need to see you in my bunk."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Ro: (As she gooses him)"Come on baby you know you like it you know want it, Ro's all yours baby"

Geordi: "Come on, go for it Worf"

Data: "OH yeah she took it all the way...."

Worf: "Impressive"

Riker: "Nice.."

Lady to Worf's right: "Teehee, teehee"

 

[Triskelion]

Ro: No, I don't think even my sportsbra is going to cover that fanny head.

Data: Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
Worf: <detaches Data's head, then his arm, and scratches himself with it>

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately for Geordi and Ro, Worf thought all that Ghost Hunters stuff was bullshit.

Riker: "Data, you play craps with dice, not actual crap."

Data: "Then I shall return this to Lieutenant Worf."

Worf: "No, no; keep it."

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "Is that Wesley I see, double-dipping his chip again?"

Ro: "Put him out the nearest airlock, Worf!"

Georgi: "Snap his neck first!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Worf didn't want to be rude.

But Ro and Geordi's karaoke version of 'Wind Beneath My Wings' just plain SUCKED.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:Come on...make an inebriated android happy, Commander!

Sing into my invisible microphone...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

LaForge; Worf, your head's covered in lumps.
Worf; Has anyone else noticed?
Ro; Well it's pretty hard to miss.
Worf; Bastards! They would have let me walk around all day looking like this.

(Original credit Alexei Sayle )