PICARD:"Classmates.com is just bloody useless.
Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing."
TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'
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PICARD:"Classmates.com is just bloody useless.
Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing."
SERGEY:"Did ve come at a bad time, son?"
HELENA:"Should ve return AFTER you finish masturbating?"
Tell me, Counselor, should I use a chronological approach to my archeology speech, or -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
There can be no justice so long as laws are -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
With the first link, a chain is forged -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
I'm Gloria. From Cleveland.
<Troi moves to slap the back of his head, then doesn't>
Picard: "He's a strange young man, alright, but he did seem to care very deeply for this Britney person..."
Picard: You see here, it's Data's severed head on this E-Bay listing! How can this be?
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."
Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."
Troi: "Is that an indirect Admiral Cooleddie reference, sir?"
PICARD: Bloody HELL.
I think Admiral Nechayev just RickRolled me.
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TROI:"Only 21 followers on your Twitter page, sir?"
PICARD:"Well...
I'm busy all the time.
And...stuff."
T: Sir, I don't think the ship's visual pickups are meant to be used this way....
P: She's a doctor. She ought to be used to clinical scrutiny of embarassing nakedness.
Sergei: See? Now he looks even less like me. I don't think he's my son.
Helena: <slaps the back of his head>
