TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"MOTHER!!!

FATHER!!!


How many times did I TELL you as a child...do NOT sneak up on me when I'm putting on lipstick and telling myself I'm sooooo pretty!!"

DEANNA:"Why does your Facebook page have a picture of Freddie Mercury in assless chaps?"

PICARD:" Uh-OH."

 

[Captain Crow]

Sergey: You'll go blind if you keep doing that!

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "See? Now your lips do look like Caesar Romero's as the Joker."

 

[Nerys Myk]

FLOYD: Maybe you should try the Ladies Hair Salon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: "See? Now your lips do look like Caesar Romero's as the Joker."

Picard: "But your moustche is less visable."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mother...does this mirror make me look fat?"

SERGEY:"Don't ask HER!! And your ASS makes you look fat, Worf...stop blaming de mirror!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Even with my replacement spine, KILL ME NOW."

 

[cooleddie74]

"MOTHER!!! FATHER!!!!

Remember what I asked of you as an adolescent!!

DON'T sneak up on me when I'm masturbating and looking at my own reflection for stimulation!!"

PICARD:"And THIS is the hair restoration formula I just bid 560 credits on."

DEANNA:"Looks fake."

 

[Gepard]

The Franklin Mint is proud to present the limited edition "Worf's Parents" commemorative plate. (Warning: Product contains lead. Not for use with gach, bloodwine or prune juice.)

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi (thinking): "Goodness, I've never noticed before just how really bald he really is! He hasn't got enough hair on his head to even compete with a normal, garden-variety Betazoid treasure trail!"

 

[jep]

Picard: "What the blazes is this???"

Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it."

Picard: "We?"

Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to....
hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5.

Picard: "Oh dear God...."


.

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: And that's why we don't wear assless chaps to the beach.
Picard: Oh dear.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Women can have ORGASMS?"
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

Picard: "He says he's a Nigerian Prince, and he needs our help with ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

Picard: "I'll click this link provided by Commandah Rikah ..."
Rick Astley: "If there's ... anything you need ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

 

[jep]

Picard: "You know that Grace Kelly had some big breasts."


.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: You said you would wait!

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Ooh. Wait. I thought 'Two Girls, One Cup' might be about Earl Grey."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: So this is what Commander Riker does in the bath?
Troi: Mm hmm.
Picard: Lather up the top of his head and say "Make it so, Admiral"? Who is he trying to be?

 

[FinalFrontier]

Worf: Mirror mirror on the wall, what are my chances with the fairest of them all... Kahless $*%&ing Dammit... Riker!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "... and then there was the time we were having sex and Worf sharted himself ..."
Worf: "GETTHEFUCKOUT!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

"Scarred by internet porn" took on a whole new meaning when Picard stumbled upon Lwaxana's Myspace page.