TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'

[Rat Boy]

McFadden: "Look, you want me on Family Guy? It'll cost you and I want lines talking about plumbing. Oh, and make sure that it isn't a Meg episode."

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"Wanna know the secret to happiness, Data?

C'mere.

Listen...closely.

I WON'T REPEAT IT.




It's lots of liquor and porn."

 

[cooleddie74]

Both men had just become aware of the two for 99-cent special at Jack-in-the-Box.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Jesus Christ, a bloody Ginger!!!!!!

 

[pleccy]

PICARD: I'M TELLING YOU I AM VULCAN! My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts...

 

[cooleddie74]

A drunken and tweaked Picard momentarily believed Rivas Jakara's head contained candy.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"Did...did I get it?

Well? I hate it when my right nostril leaks like that.

Damn space allergies."

 

[Triskelion]

And when she said "croissant" I just wanted to grab her like this and shake her like a British nanny!

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to worry about cranial fracturing.

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS CONTEST GO???"

Riva: "I'd say at least this much."

 

[T'Girl]

Picard : "Then in the next scene of 'Lifeforce', I'm in this helicopter, strapped to a streacher with this bloody offal goo shooting out of every body orifice ... "

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Riva: Professor X - you can stand!

 

[cooleddie74]

NEGOTIATORS OF A LESSER HUMANOID DEITY

 

[cooleddie74]

Everyone could tell when Beverly was drunk. She twirled her imaginary Snidely Whiplash moustache.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Everyone could tell when Beverly was drunk. She twirled her imaginary Snidely Whiplash moustache.

Dr. Crusher: Data, how dare you photoshop a Snidely Whiplash moustache on me?! It took hours to wash it off!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Everyone could tell when Beverly was drunk. She twirled her imaginary Snidely Whiplash moustache.

Dr. Crusher: Data, how dare you photoshop a Snidely Whiplash moustache on me?! It took hours to wash it off!!

DATA: Inquiry...Snidely Whiplash?

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Thank you for the recommendation, maître d'. I believe I will try the antipasto.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "THESE TNG CONTESTS RUN ON WAY TOO LONG, I KNOW! I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The Caption Contest had lasted so long...even Rivas could hear the deafening boos and catcalls.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"C'mere...wanna know the secret to being human?


Jack Daniels."