"DAMMIT, man!!!
The Solarians aren't going to take you or the peace talks seriously with feathered hair!!!!"
TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'
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"DAMMIT, man!!!
The Solarians aren't going to take you or the peace talks seriously with feathered hair!!!!"
BEVERLY:"You...you've got a NASTY blackhead right...
here.
On the tip. Better squeeze it, Data. It's getting disgusting."
Picard finds the fabled Coif Monster of Veridia, in the second half the exciting season finale episode entitled "Dude, Where's My Hair??"
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No matter how hard Picard tried he just couldn't get his sausage into Riva's mouth.
"Just a PINCH of seasoning, Data.
Or else your Ktarian omelet will taste like shit."
Spring Break was SERIOUS business on the 1701-D.
Picard: "My god man, do you know what this means?"
Riva: (Waves arms and hands to indicate "No, what does it mean?")
Picard: "That's what I'm asking you. Do you know what this means?"
Riva: (Waves arms and hands to indicate "No, what does it mean?")
Picard: "Look, I don't know what it means. That's why I'm asking you 'Do you know what this means?'"
Riva: (Waves arms and hands to indicate "No, what does it mean?")
Picard: "Oh for fuck's sake, where's my phaser... "
WORST interpretation of an old Kids in the Hall sketch ever.
"Trim those things, Data.
SERIOUSLY. All your advanced plumbing and programming...and Dr. Soong didn't show you how to use a pair of tweezers?!"
Picard: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LENGTH OF YOUR SLEEVES! THEY'LL RIDE UP WITH WEAR!
James Cameron...
And Joe the Plumber...
In Neil Simon's TITANIC FAIL
Coming this fall to the historic Niederlander Theatre. Tickets go on sale in September.
BEVERLY:"I'm crushing your head...
CRUSH..."
Dr Crusher: Talk to the face 'cause the boobs ain't listening
Dr Crusher: I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing
Picard: My buttocks are on fire!