TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'
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DATA: Incorrect Doctor. My occular sensors indicate you are not playing the world's smallest violin.
DATA: Incorrect Doctor. My occular sensors indicate you are not playing the world's smallest violin.
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Nah, Forgot what I was going to say.
^ 
Picard: Those aren't SBD's!!!
- Doctor, I really don't want to star in your rendition of Naked Lady and the Tramp.
- Don't worry Data, the audience will imagine the spaghetti noodle!
- That doesn't make me feel better.
Picard: Those aren't SBD's!!!
- Doctor, I really don't want to star in your rendition of Naked Lady and the Tramp.
- Don't worry Data, the audience will imagine the spaghetti noodle!
- That doesn't make me feel better.
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PICARD:"BALKI AND LARRY ARE ON THE FIRE ESCAPE?!?!?!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
BEVERLY:"See this?
It's a visual approximation of just HOW little I want to hear another story about Dr. Soong and his male virility issues."
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PICARD:"DAMMIT, MAN...
Cooleddie is somewhere on this ship!!! We have to make a run for it!!!"
Picard: How big did you say it was again?
The Richard Branson-Patrick Stewart touring road show of OF MICE AND MEN didn't go over very well.
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PICARD:"I said I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WASN'T BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit, bitch...open your fricking ears!!!"
Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!
not sure why, but this TERRIFIED me.
Crusher: OK fine. If it will help you learn about humanity i'll show you just this once. Now this is how you pick your nose.
Data: Thank you Doctor. Your son Wesley was quite a little snot after all.
Riva: You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf after al--whataminute, I am deaf. Sorry, continue yelling.
BEVERLY:"I'm crushing your HEAD.
Oh screw it. If YOU don't get that reference...NO ONE on this stupid ship will."
Picard's drug-fueled bender made him think he could squeeze toothpaste from another person's head...with disastrous consequences.
Picard: Dave's not here!