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TNG Caption This #158 - "Superior Asshole"

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Picard practices the Starfleet "Duck and Cover" strategy against Borg attack and communiques from Admiral Necheyev.
 
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GEORDI:"It's for you, Captain.

Someone claiming to be selling something called 'War Bonds'...and saying that if you don't want any, you want the Japs and Hun to win."
 
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Data, if you don't figure out that damn table cloth trick, you're going to be the new lining for the bloody warp core

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Phone: "Can you hear me now?"

Geordi: "Yeah, but it took me a minute to figure out WTF end you speak into"
 
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Picard just plain sucked at playing "Marco Polo."

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GEORDI:"Thelma Lou wants to know if we wanna warp up to New Mount Pilot Colony for a holographic picture show..."
 
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Geordi: Table for four at eight Admiral Jellico? (Looks at Picard) Sorry, we're booked through the weekend.
 
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PICARD:"Make the call quick, Geordi.

Will and Deanna need to get picked up from band practice."
 
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Geordi: "Changing the contest? Naw, the TNG contest goes on longer than a Voyager episode focused on Neelix."
 
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Data: "Captain, scans indicate the teens also defecated in your fish bowl."
<Head raises up, slams table.>
 
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DATA:"Trust me, Geordi.

You and the Captain do NOT want to know where the coin return slot is located."
 
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Whose leg do you have to hump to get an Earl Grey tea around here?

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Data: I don't mind being the backup for the communication system; but do you have to set me on vibrate?
 
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<high-pitched squeal sound from earpiece>
Geordi, pulling away: "Shit, it's a fax."
<He hangs up. The phone rings again, and eventually, a piece of paper scrolls out of Data's ass.>
 
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GEORDI:"Damn.

It's a political Robo-call from the Soong campaign."


PICARD:"Hang up. Now!"
 
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