Picard practices the Starfleet "Duck and Cover" strategy against Borg attack and communiques from Admiral Necheyev.
TNG Caption This #158 - "Superior Asshole"
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Picard practices the Starfleet "Duck and Cover" strategy against Borg attack and communiques from Admiral Necheyev.
Spot was in heat.
And the WHOLE damn crew knew it.
GEORDI:"It's for you, Captain.
Someone claiming to be selling something called 'War Bonds'...and saying that if you don't want any, you want the Japs and Hun to win."
Picard just plain sucked at playing "Marco Polo."
GEORDI:"Thelma Lou wants to know if we wanna warp up to New Mount Pilot Colony for a holographic picture show..."
"Timmy's stuck down in the graviton well?
Down near New Rock Colony?"
Geordi: Table for four at eight Admiral Jellico? (Looks at Picard) Sorry, we're booked through the weekend.
PICARD:"Make the call quick, Geordi.
Will and Deanna need to get picked up from band practice."
Ceiling Guinan is watching you rack up long distance fees.
Geordi: It's Dr Soong. He's fallen, and he can't get up.
DATA:"Trust me, Geordi.
You and the Captain do NOT want to know where the coin return slot is located."
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GEORDI: Hold on, there's some guy looking for a phone or something.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get an Earl Grey tea around here?
Data: I don't mind being the backup for the communication system; but do you have to set me on vibrate?
GEORDI:"Damn.
It's a political Robo-call from the Soong campaign."
PICARD:"Hang up. Now!"