TNG Caption This #158 - "Superior Asshole"

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Can you speed the conversation up a little, Geordi? The Captain is expecting a call from my ass in about five minutes. Six at the most."

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "Yeah Marty. Give me $5000 on the Lakers.........Don't look at me like that, It's almost game time."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Just some heavy breathing, captain. And something about a...Darmok?
Picard: It's for me.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's John Boy Walton, sir.

He's asking if we've seen Pa and the truck."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody hell...

I knew that vibrating toy would be NOTHING but trouble when Will gave it to me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "I knew I should have placed my stomach on the 'Do Not Call' list."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Hello...Abner?

This is Geordi. Get me Dick Loudon.

No...n-no, DICK. Loudon.


Y-yes...my...my engine is just fine. I'll tell it you said...said hi."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This week on EXTREME MAKEOVER: READY ROOM EDITION...

We transform the captain's pad of the flagship of the Federation into something less than a totally disorganized mess!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI:Hi Regis!

The correct answer is D. Run a Level 3 Diagnostic

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "If that's Beverly, tell that bitch I ain't here."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: So, Tasha, what are you wearing right now?
Data: You're about to engineer a new way to remove my foot from your ass.

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "No, Wesley, we're very busy ... No, nothing you can help with ... Maybe you could study or something ... Look, dude, just fuck off, okay? No one likes you, and no one wants you around. <hangs up> Jeez."
Picard: "Well done, Mr. LaForge."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: (deep manly voice) Menswear. (effeminate voice) Oh, yes, Mr. Rumbold, Captain Peacock is standing right here.

Data (effete): I haven't been this far in deep space since I went the extra mile with that poor lost longshoreman who was looking for a hostel to bed in.

Picard: A hostile bedouin? In London?

Data: Bedouin? Well he certainly knew a good hump when he saw one.

 

[NathanielM]

LaForge: It's that Shatmandu guy again, hes laughing at us for the hillarious captions!

Data: I fail to see the humor at our expense

Picard <grumbling> ...

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: We'll be right there, Commissioner!
Picard: To the batcave!
Data: <shrugs> It's a living.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"What am I wearing?

You mean...besides an expression of sheer embarrassment for using a Mayberry TV telephone stored inside an albino robot's chest?"

 

[cooleddie74]

The Trek BBS

Use sparingly...in moderation.


Friends don't let friends post excessively.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI:"What am I wearing?

You mean...besides an expression of sheer embarrassment for using a Mayberry TV telephone stored inside an albino robot's chest?"

"And a hairclip over my eyes"

 

[shivkala]

The demonstration of Data's new 3G network went well, until Geordi decided to show how updating your Facebook on Data was done.

 

[Rat Boy]

Stewart: "Great, I'm crawling around on the floor. Who the fuck is directing this episode?"

Key Grip: "You are, sir."

Steward: "Stop reminding me."