TNG Caption This #156 - "Safety First"

[Daneel]

AMANDA: "Oh come on... anyone could tell that's not a real Zeltan Personal PADD 3.1. It doesn't look anything like it!"

GEORDI: "Okay, okay, I admit, it's more in the style of the 3.0 version, but I guarantee you, no one would be able to tell that it's not the real thing! And it works just as well, at only half the price! What do ya' say, huh? You'd be crazy to walk away from an offer like this!"

AMANDA: "I don't think so..."

GEORDI: "Okay, tell you what --" >rummages around the shuttlecraft trunk< "-- since I like you, I'm gonna throw in this perfect reproduction of a Tholian wrist-chronometer absolutely free! Just as good as a real one, plus, it's made out of gold-pressed latinum! A pretty girl like you deserves no less. So, do we have a deal?"

 

[Amaris]

"Dammit, Geordi. I'm not leaving until you get me a taco."

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

J.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Just shove all those Burger King boxes out of the way. You like Spice Girls?

I'm just glad I remembered to bring extra D cells this time.

 

[Holdfast]

Sorry for the delay pinning the new contest; haven't been on the board in a couple of days. This is the funniest contest in a while; these screencaps are really wonderful raw material. I laughed at them even without captions, esp. Amanda's expression!

 

[jep]

Positronic Pimp: "All your ho's are belong to me, white bread."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Wanna a Popsicle, little girl? I got a Popsicle in my pocket.
Amanda: Starfleet uniforms don't have any pockets.

 

[jep]

"It's called a 'boner' Data."

 

[Captain Crow]

Geordi: I bet you can't fit a "cylinder" that big in your "trunk"?

Geordi: I swear I only have that love doll so I can use the carpool lane when I'm by myself.

Riker: Why do I have to get stuck with the stinky guy?

Worf, inside shuttle: Fuck you, toilet brush face!

Data: I like mittens!

 

[scottydog]

Amanda: "Give me back my hair band."

Geordi: "Or what?"

Amanda: "Or I will humiliate your Android friend."

How Amanda humiliated Geordi's Android friend.

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA (reads bumper sticker): "If this shuttles rocking, don't bother knocking".

 

[jep]

Amanda: "No Geordi, I will not "put 'em on the glass"."

 

[Captain Crow]

Geordi: Can you get me Fred Savage's autograph?

 

[Triskelion]

this thread is !!!

Riker: "I sure hope those cargo containers are secure. A lot of crap seems to go down in this spot."

So this is what it's like touching a woman who doesn't need a safeword.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: The shag carpet and waterbed are standard equipment.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI:
My god, there's been a sudden increase of graviton particles in the shuttle bay!

...Wait, its just Commnder Riker.

 

[jep]

Amanda: "Grab my ass again Geordi, and I transport you into the core of the nearest neutron star instead of across the room. Got it?"

LaForge: "Yeeeeeessssss..."

Riker: "What the ... ???"

"Thump"

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: Commander Blowup Wanda will be joining us on this mission Mr. Worf.

Riker: How many times have I told you Wesley! The right tool for the right job!

Geordi: If you're trying to be Jeannie than your going to need a bigger rack.

 

[Tom Riley]

Geordi: Is he coming too? I thought it was just going to be the two of us... alone...

Positronic Pimp: Pimp protects his hos, makes sure they don't get taken 'vantage of...

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Amanda: You're sure you've fixed that warp core containment problem, boy?
Geordi: Oh, yessa massa, all fixed! Aint nuthin but a broken circuit, ma'am, y'all can jes go head 'n ignore that and go on wich yo fine business.
Gerodi <thinking>: I can't believe I let Data talk me into this.

Data: I can't believe Geordi let me talk him into this.





Alternately:

This is Data.
Data is happy.
That's 'cause Data tried Enzyte, the one daily tablet for natural android enhancement.
Now Data's fully functional, with a big boost of confidence, and a very happy Mrs. on the holodeck.

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: There better be a meal on this flight! An all you can eat buffet style preferably!