TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"

[Holdfast]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting...
Those cats were fast as lightning...

 

[cultcross]

Oh I forgot to mention, I know at least a small number of posters have seen Star Trek XI already. Let's keep the caption contests spoiler free so everyone can participate!

 

[jep]

Riker: "Tiger Claw!!"

LaForge: "Monkey Claw!!"

Wesley, (off screen): "Bear Claw!!!"

Worf, (also off screen) "What? That's not a fighting style!!! Report to my quarters at 1900 hours. Bring some lotion and a bottle of Andorian brandy"

 

[Rat Boy]

Mick Jagger: "No, no, no; arms behind you when you strut!"

 

[galleywest]

He tried, but dammit, Data just could not figure out how to give someone the finger.

 

[jep]

Alpha Quadrant Twister Tournament, Semifinal Round 12.

 

[jep]

Data: "I'm out of order? You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole starship is out of order!"

 

[jep]

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about
at parties you want me on that bridge, you need me on that bridge. We use
these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.

 

[jep]

Data: "Trying to upload the Conficker virus into me? Yeah, that was real funny, Geordi. Here, let's see what you think of the devastating 'Android Death Poke'."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI (singing to himself): "Walk like an Egyptian..."

 

[Captain Crow]

Data is easily distracted by shiny round objects.

 

[galleywest]

Training is rigorous for new clerks in the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 

[Captain Crow]

Data tries out his new BASTARD chip.

 

[Gertch]

Over the speaker -
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

 

[Rat Boy]

The signs that Lore had infiltrated the ship were all there, but...

...everyone was too damn busy trying to lose weight to fit into their uniforms to notice.

 

[Finn]

"Sela...You are nothing like your mother!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Data with bad Donald Trump impression: You're Fired!

 

[scottydog]

Why the hell is everyone calling my poem 'Commode to Spot'?

 

[Captain Crow]

As a joke, Geordi had reprogramed Data to think he had a parakeet that sat on his finger named Murray.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Who put fake skid marks on my tighty whities?"