TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Did I delete those websites before Riker logged on?

 

[Triskelion]

Locutus: Camel toes, Data.
Beverly: He's exhausted.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The collective knowledge of a TRILLION assimilated beings...and we still can't come up with a good dermal analgesic creme."

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to Worf's tactical sensors, the Okudagrams are OFF THE SCALE."

 

[NathanielM]

"According to Worf's tactical sensors... Deanna's temperature is 99.4 degrees, and she appears to be... Goddamn it WORF stop monitoring Counciller Troi's quarters! This is not your personal Porn channel!"

 

[NathanielM]

"According to Worf's tactical sensors... Wesley is currently in the shower and his temperature is... (gasping and cursing uder breath.) Goddamn it Worf... don't monitor wesley's quarters while you are on the bridge!"

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: I am motified number one, see I have lipstick on my cheek where Ensign Crusher kissed me after the Christmas Party last night! And It was faaaaaabbbbuolussssssssth

<Riker and the other bridge crew laughing off camera>

 

[cultcross]

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