TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"

[S'kai]

RIKER: Here it is, Captain. Twentieth Century. Music. Rock'n'roll. Ramones.

Play.

<no caption necessary>

 

[UssGlenn]

Riker: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Picard: What?
Riker: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.

 

[John Picard]

Commander Riker often times would view the caption contests on the TrekBBS when there wasn't much happening on the Bridge.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The sensors just picked up a flat yellow circle that isn't moving...right next to a square thing and smaller dots!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody root canals."

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "I'm so sorry, Mrs Troi. I had been meaning to call, but I...uhh, I was busy with..."

 

[leola]

Picard: "Sorry.... must've been the beans at lunch....."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I wish my clone counterpart Georges were here..."

 

[Epsilon IX]

^Riker: "Don't be so stupid! If this was the self-destruct button, do you honestly think that they'd just leave it lying around for anyone to press?!"

^Picard: "Can your hear me now?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Computer, access Starfleet historical and cultural databases. 20th and 21st century Earth popular music.

Russell Watson."

"Russell Watson?

Where do I know that name..."

 

[Tan Ru]

Eeeeeeyeeaaah.............. Doctor Pulaski............

Your new spandex-tights ensemble is just fine, but I am afraid that I am not at all familiar with the
colloquialism "camel toe". Has it something to do with the urge to run away in sheer terror??

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "It's no use, sir! We're running out of pictures of you in embarrassing poses for the caption contest!"

Picard: "Well, that's...that's too bad."

Riker: "Wait, hold that pose! Got it!"

Picard: "Dammit."

 

[BriGuy]

It's just a bunch of colored squares with numbers. This panel doesn't tell me anything at all! Worf, what the hell have you been doing back here for the last seven years?

 

[26138]

Picard: Why yes, I do feel the breeze in these ass-less chaps... What? You mean it's not ass-less chaps day? Merde!

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to long range scans, the Pegasus is trapped within the rock of the asteroid...and there's an odd chroniton surge causing the ship to create a particuarly awful holoprogram aboard the Enterprise!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"That does it.

I'm not inviting YOU to my Black and White Ball this year."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Arrrgh!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Note to self. Don't try to scratch nose with the wrong hand while playing pirate."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "These are Borg implants? Arrrr you kidding?"

Collective: "There is a recession on you know. Prepare for Chapter 11. Resistance is futile."

 

[Triskelion]

Load harpoons Mister Riker! Galaxy's Child will nay be gettin' me golden dubloooooons!