TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"
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"SI.
De warp core...she be damaged."
Yes, I can smile without help, Q!
Now which button controls the shields this week...
"Crap.
I forgot which one ends this stupid episode."
Like printed books, poker, and classical music, some human traditions never died.
I'm seeing ligers again, Captain.
"Which is the control key that makes the Archer holoprogram vanish for good?"
Riker: "Captain. It appears that we should have made a left turn at Albuquerque."
Picard was one of the top 5 finalists to play Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.
RIKER: Goddamn it, Where the fuck it that switch to Troi's wireless vibrator!
Computer: "Danger! Danger!"
PICARD: <doing Doctor Smith impression from Lost in Space> "SILENCE YOU NINNY! Oh the PAAAAIN THE PAAAIN!"
Picard attempts to do the Gay Man Stare on Commander Riker and FAILS!
Picard "Oh goddamn it!"
"You are more than welcome to transport over to the Enterprise, Ambassador...and the Federation welcomes you.
But first...do your people have any anti-itch cremes I can borrow?"
"According to this readout, I'm going to be really chubby and have huge bags under my eyes in about ten years."
Even by the 24th Century, there were a few who were STILL NOT YET ready for the switch to Digital Television broadcasting.
Picard: "Sorry, I...ah..left my wallet in my other pants. Can you spot me a fiver and I'll cover for lunch next week?"
"Beverly's medicated moisturizer isn't worth the container it comes in."
"A little help here?
Someone show me which one turns on the pizza oven."
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