TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

[cooleddie74]

"I'm a MAN'S man.

I feel like I can finally take on that cellophane snack wrapper down in the galley!"

SERGEY:"Dis...dis doesn't look malignant?

Thank heavens.

My wife vill be happier than you can imagine to hear dis!"

 

[Mistral]

"I had hair when this contest began! Hair, I tell you!"

 

[Alrik]

Picard:I'm too sexy for my shirt.....too sexy for my shirt......"

Troi:"Oh dear."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's a new design, Counselor.

From the House of Bicurious."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'll take vat's behind Opaque Force Field Number Three, Monty!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Yesss! I got the wrapper of that bastard DVD!"

Troi: "Did you get the security tag off?"

Picard: "Fuck it!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Cultcross, change out this caption contest or I'll beat Troi's ass."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "It's a trucker's truck! With real trucker stuff. You know... for truckers!"

Troi: "Is it a V-8?"

Picard (sighs): "V-6.... bitch."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard:I'm too sexy for my shirt.....too sexy for my shirt......"

Troi:"Oh dear."

Sergey: "Look, another Right Said Fred joke! Everyone take a drink!"

Geordi: "I'm going to need a new liver when this contest is over."

 

[Triskelion]

I was referring to the gaseous anomaly outside the ship, Mr Roshenko.

Eventually Barclay's Pleasure Goddess of Rixx holoprogram inexplicably decompiled.

 

[Shatmandu]

After years of dating, Picard and Troi had to resort to two-handed fisting to spice things up.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Your mother? Here? Today?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Did you think I wouldn't find out who upper-decked my ready room toilet?"

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Looks like its time for a parade. Care to join us?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Whaddya think, Counselor?

Think I can finally beat Will at arm wrestling?


Thumb wrestling, then?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEY:"J.J. rebooted de franchise?

UH-OH. Dat means Helena and I vill have to buy all-new wardrobes!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "ER ripped off 'Cause and Effect?' They'll pay for this!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"See, Counselor?

The old urban legends were true. Wonder Bread makes a fey Frenchman grow in multiple and different ways!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEY:"SERIOUSLY...

Look at dis ting!

Is dis de most DISGUSTING booger you've ever laid your eyes on in your lives or vat?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

SERGEY:"SERIOUSLY...

Look at dis ting!

Is dis de most DISGUSTING booger you've ever laid your eyes on in your lives or vat?"

Geordi: "I didn't want to say anything before, but seriously dude, drop the Jamaican accent before I drop kick your ass into the warp core."