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TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

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TROI: Keep that position, take a deep breath and repeat as many times as your breath will allow.
"I will not be intimidated by children, I am bigger and stronger than them."
 
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Picard: "Thanks to my new high-fiber diet, I had two stools today!"

Troi: "And by the end of the day tomorrow?"

Picard: "THERE... ARE... FOUR... STOOLS!"
 
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Sir...there's no such thing as sonic floss.


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Guess where I found this piece of corn. Go on, guess!
Computer, locate Worf!
<Lieutenant Worf is performing the Hegh'bat in his quarters.>
I gotta go. I'm his cha'Dich.
But he said Captain Picard -
Be right there Worf!
I didn't hear your communicator -
It's on vibrate.
 
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"Look, Counselor!

I'm beefy and man enough now to be able to wear this shirt and not look like a complete homosexual!"
 
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GEORDI:"Where? WHERE did you see a ghost, Mr. Rozhenko?"

SERGEY:"Over there! Next to the plasma coolant leak and the still-lit bong your junior technician was taking a hit from!"
 
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Picard attempts the 1990's Earth Mating call on Troi: "Uh, Uh, work it baby."

Troi laughs.
 
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TROI:"What do you call it, sir?"

PICARD:"The Angry Frenchman."

TROI:"Try again."
 
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SERGEY:"LOOK!

Over there!

I could swear I just saw the subplot go running by!"
 
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SERGY: Welcome to Madame Tussuads Wax Museum's Biggest Losers in Starfleet exhibit. As you can we have Malcom Reed, Harry Kim and of course, Geordie LaForge.
 
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Geordi: Worf, you never told us your father had a traveling parrot act.

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Wait for it...
Sir, nobody wants to eat those walnuts.
Then I shan't be offering you the brown peanut, either.
 
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"Counselor...look...

I've been working out so much, I can crush two lumps of coal into diamonds!"
 
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TROI:"Impressive, sir.

You can finally fit into your old eleventh-grade shirts now. Can we go?"
 
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GEORDI:"What's the next item up for bids on THE WARP CORE IS RIGHT?"

SERGEY:"Why, it's right over...here.

The brand-new 2367 Ford Quasar Mini-Hatchback!!!"
 
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Installing the astrometrics lab was upon the captain's insistence, after watching just another portly cartographer blow grass in one direction and point in the other.

PICARD: ...In to the black hole. ... That's where we should - you know what, nevermind, what do I know? I've kept this ship safe for a decade but, hell, Yakov Smirnoff should get the chance to steer us in to the side of a planet. How selfish of me.

MAN: Yakov? I'm Grizzly Adams!

PICARD: Oh, go find Ben.
 
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Picard: <acting like rocky> Yo YO Yo like Yo Deaaaana! Knockout like Yo...



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But But Jordy is really my son! Can't you see the resemblence? Who are you to question me!?
Jordy: <thinking> What the hell is this honky talkin bout...
 
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Uncle Sergey: Admiral Hogg went thataway, Lt. Roscoe!
LaCooter: Nice Daisy Dukes, Data.

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Try that kicking groin therapy again and I'll torpedo your nacelle caps!
 
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