TNG Caption This #142 - "Hide and Spew"

[Super Grover]

I call it my hard drive.

or

Oh My R2, this does not bode well for us at all. It must be our lot in life to suffer so.

Why it's old man Picard, who ran the haunted Amusement park.
I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you snooping kids.

 

[Triskelion]

I'm a quart low.

Sir I really don't want the dollar if it came out your neck hole.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: You would appear to be incorrect, I do not have a spot on my uniform.

LITTLE GIRL: Who's "Heimlich"?

 

[cooleddie74]

"When you are finished, Miss, can you adjust my penile actuation servos by pressing the indentation in my left inner thigh?"

VAMPIRE KIDDIES

The Neck Generation

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Excuse me, sir, but I was wondering if there was a place where I may plug in my "flash" drive. I must download the information I've stored as soon as possible.
Jack London, the bellhop: Sure, sir, right this way... we get that all the time 'round here. You'll have no problem putting it into Sue Ellen in the bar.
Data: Strange, I have never met a USB named Sue Ellen before.
Jack London, the bellhop: USB... is that some fancy french name for whore?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Most curious.

I do not recall having consumed any human corn."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

TNG fact #235:

During the production of the fourth season episode "Disaster," Patrick Stewart had a flashback to the making of Lifeforce mistaking the child actor for the actress who played the life sucking vampire in that horrible 80s film.

 

[cooleddie74]

"What's wrong, Captain?

Do turtlenecks bother you like they do my daddy?"

 

[Triskelion]

Another one of Dr Soong's pranks Data?
Yes sir. I apologize, sir. I'll find a pair of pants as soon as possible.

Do not question the power of the force, Captain.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "I did not expect to find a 23 Century Yeoman here, who had last been seen on her knees inside the shuttlecraft Galileo, in a compromising situation with four male officers."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Odd.

If I was created to Dr. Soong's measurements and specifications, it is a wonder how he was able to pursue sexual relationships with human females without ridicule and failure."

"Damn Nicotrol patch.

I should've never taken up Risan stogies to begin with."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "No, Spot. That is not a scratching post."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Do not worry, Counselor.

You will know when I am finished. Of that, I have no doubts whatsoever."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KID: And who can go on the bridge anytime they want?

PICARD *Grumble*

KID: The noose stays until you say it.

PICARD: thechildren

KID: Louder!

PICARD: the childern.

KID: Louder!

PICARD: The Children!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data: "Don't move, I'll go get you a towel."

 

[cooleddie74]

Young Jack London was a tad TOO eager to earn a nice, hefty tip from his new customer.

 

[Shatmandu]

In the first cut of "Time's Arrow," Data found Guinan working as a street prostitute.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Madame Guinan...does this awkward ritual have any profound cultural meaning in our current time and location?"

 

[Cmdr. Roaktar]

Girl: Entertainment is where you find it, now do it!
Picard: No, I won't! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Girl: Thumbs, thumbs, in our tums.
Picard: This is why I hate children...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

What is this rumbling sensation beneath my feet?

RIGHT.

This is 1906 San Francisco...I am no longer in 1893."