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TNG Caption This #139 - "String Theory"

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"How the HELL did you get your dumb arm stuck in a blood pressure cuff, Wes?!"
 
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Data: How interesting that your penis has become stuck in your zipper, Captain. If I may reference a 20th century movie referring to the accident as Franks and Beans....

Picard: That will be quite enough, Mr Data.
 
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"Captain...if I am to accurately recreate and portray this 'Silent Bob' character you are so fond of...will not YOU be needing to grow long hair, spout archaic obscenities and comparing male oral pleasure to circus seals?"
 
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RIKER:"Over there?

THAT'S the control that runs the Super Suck Pleasure-matron 7000."
 
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RIKER: Push that button, see what happens...
WESLEY: I can feel you pressing that phaser into my back, beardo!


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Why does the shiny-headed man have an alien tendril coming out his nose?
 
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I've successfully programmed the deflector to emit a chronogravitic pulse, Commander.
Good, Mr Crusher. Now let's try a rainbow.
A super-mega-rainbow sir?
Supermega, Mr Crusher. With sparkles.

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You are not implementing the pedicure to my specifications, Captain.
 
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"Take us out of warp, Wes. Then settle us into a standard orbit.

Now I'm gonna need you to hit that flashing yellow control up there and release the garbage chutes. This is the last time THIS planet makes fun of Earth!"


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"No, Captain.

It is not small. Doctor Crusher was likely trying to get a rise out of you.

And...apparently...failed."
 
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