TNG Caption This #137 - "There is Another"

[Triskelion]

It was with deep regret that Wesley later learned he had gone to the wrong casting office for the Ed Grimley musical cavalcade.

Riker: Completely mental, I must say. Oh! And to get to meet Pat Sajak! Like I suppose you could do better than that, no way!

 

[cooleddie74]

Wesley knew he was in DEEP doo-doo when the Academy Commandant asked to see him privately. In his office.

With a jar of conduit lube.

RIKER:"It's days like this I'm glad I was drunk enough to turn Deanna's marriage proposal down."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

A still from the new Trek adult series Sex Trek: The Next Penetration. "Threesomes to the bridge!"

 

[Triskelion]

Lwaxana: 'Roids, huh. You need to eat more roughage. And get off your big ass once in a while.

Deanna: Mother, stop! Will is just my standby love Commander!

 

[cooleddie74]

Will didn't mind when Deanna's mother visited the ship.

He just hated her droning stories about the size of Deanna's father's manhood.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Don't worry, Little One, I know all about that void in your life that Commander Riker just can't fill. And I have the solution. It's an old 21st century Earth pill called Enzyte."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi's Mother: "Now, now, there's nothing to ba ashamed of, Ciommander: lots of men like a couple of fingers up the ass during sex."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Where's a bathhouse party on the bridge when you need one?"

 

[cooleddie74]

BLACK TAC OFFICER:"If you want me to, sir, I can beam the Ambassador into deep space with a bridge transport lock."

 

[cooleddie74]

Wes had heard stories about the pithy poems and limericks on the walls of Academy bathrooms...and was eager to see if they were all true.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I just wish something would come along to break this awkward situation."

Picard: "You rang?"

Riker: "Thank you!"

 

[cooleddie74]

It wasn't just that Lwaxana's stories were endless droning prattle that almost made Will's ears bleed. It was also that Deanna was getting to be no better.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You done in there yet, dude?

Five more minutes and this bench is going to look like a targ went wild in here."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

David Archuleta found show business to be a fickle bitch.

 

[cooleddie74]

HALLWAY INTERCOM:"Doctors Howard, Fine and Howard...please report to Medical Lab Number 12 immediately."

 

[Vassa]

"So that's a Risan."

 

[cooleddie74]

Wil Wheaton was excited to be featured in the new VH1 I Love the 2360s show...but the wait to shoot his bits was unbearable.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wil Wheaton was excited to be featured in the new VH1 I Love the 2360s show...but the wait to shoot his bits was unbearable.

Wheaton (to himself): Fuckin' Hal Sparks! He takes too damn long. I flew a starship. What's he done? Gotten butt plugged on cable television! (pause) Hmm... I wonder what's he doing after this?

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I should've taken that command on the Aries..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

In an attempt to bolster ratings in the second season, the producers decide to replace the male skant with the buttless chap. Stewart was the only one who agreed to wear it. The buttless chap lasted only one episode and was never seen again.