TNG Caption This #137 - "There is Another"
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LWAXANA:"...and there was the time Deanna, Mr. Homn and I went to pick uttaberries in the woods and this Rigellian flasher was there playing with himself."
RIKER:"Please. Kill me."
"They done in there yet, sir?
I've got an Arcturian turtle head poking out over here!!"
"Miles is in the sonic shower. He'll be out in a minute.
If you'd like to wait, I can do an erotic Japanese strip dance for you!"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Keiko "Um, where did Julian touch you?"
"NO.
No, Mister Data...as much as I like and respect you and all you've done for this ship and crew I will not love you long time."
LWAXANA:"Oh, Commander WHY don't you just propose to Deanna and get it OVER with?"
RIKER:"Would you be at the wedding?"
LWAXANA:"Of course!! And fully nude as per Betazoid tradition!"
RIKER:"I'm declaring celibacy for life, then."
The line at the Academy to get in and see the instructional film RIGELLIAN KASABA FEVER AND YOUR GENITALIA was quite short.
Lwaxana: Oh My! You want to soap me up and then whip me with your man-hood repeatedly?
What a kinky mind, William. I'll break out the leather.
Deanna: *gasps* Imzadi!
Riker: *gags* Calgon, take me away!
Yellowsuit: Hey, piggy! You ever seen a grown man naked?
Riker: *thinking* This is the song that doesn't end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is the song that doesn't end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is the song that doesn't end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is the song that doesn't end, Yes it goes on and on my friend...
Deanna: Will! Please! Don't!
Lwaxana: What are you doing? STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lwaxana's death screams were felt on planets and star-bases throughout the universe.
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A nervous Wesley tries to cruise men at the back of an adult theater on Risa.
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Riker: *Now I know why Picard put those last minute holiday days in*
Lwaxana: Do sit up straight dear, there's nothing I hate more than a slouch.
Speaker: Can Wesley Crusher please report to the STD clinic please, I repeat can Wesley Crusher please report to the STD clinic, thankyou.
Yellowshirt: "I'm looking forward to the end of the shift and slicing open a couple of cans of bloodwine... I mean beer, beer. A couple of cans of beer."
Riker: "You're not fooling anyone Worf, get down to sickbay and have the surgery reversed. You're freaking people out."
Getting a rectal exam was bad enough. Getting one from your mother...
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Announcer voiceover
"Where will you be when your diarreah returns?"
DEANNA:"*Stop staring at Will's crotch, Mother!*"
LWAXANA:"*When YOU stop gawking at Mister Homn's, Little One!*"
"...nobody wants to stare at MY crotch."(*Sniffles*)
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Wesely; "Hope he doesn't want me as his gimp again. I'm already going to the party with Worf."
"I hope this isn't about my gross 'Lard Ass' story..."