TNG Caption This #137 - "There is Another"

[cultcross]

That's it for that caption contest - definitely harder pictures, but nothing stops the endless march of captioning

This time's winners are:

Wesley: Help me Jean-Luc Picard, you're my only hope!

and for the second picture, the look on Geordie's face combined with the smug irony of Troi laughing at his piloting skill, led me to chose:

Riker: No, no problem Geordie. The ship always stalls out like that. When some idiot starts off in fourth gear.

great job guys,

Onto this weeks contest,

Enjoy!

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker starts to mutter the autodestruct authorization codes...

Wesley: "Wait! Why's the Enterprise leaving without me?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Lwaxana: "My daughter's mind reveals to me how, during intercourse, you absolutely love having your balls yanked on hard. What's that all about?"

Wesley arranged it so he could hit both his treatment for Carpal Tunnel and his secret treatment for his deep addiction to frantic masturbation on the same days.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with... D"

Lwaxana: "Deanna, buck naked, bent over a console and begging you for..."

Deanna: "Mother!"

Riker: "You're not getting the point of this game Mrs Troi..."

Waiting for Running Spock, a Chekov play.

 

[Gertch]

"I wonder if Q will let me have just ONE more wish..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Unfortunately, Wesley found out that even medical science of his century couldn't cure him of being a slope-shouldered little twat.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WEAPONS OFFICER: Phasers locked on target.

RIKER: Proceed to blow my freaking head off!

WESLEY: Gosh, How I am I gonna tell mom that I'm pregnant?

 

[Rat Boy]

Lwaxana: "Really, Commander. I would've thought you'd come up with more pleasant fantasies about me."

Wesley goes in for a testosterone transfusion.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Despite Wesley's best attempts at camouflage, the academy upperclassmen eventually found him and hazed him mercilessly.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LWAXANA: Is it 23?

RIKER: Nope, guess again.

In spite of the promises made at "the Breakfast Club", no one spoke to "The Brain" again.

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "It's high time to get rid of this show's three most annoying characters. Riker to transporter room. Beam Lwaxana Troi's molecules into space. Maximum dispersal pattern..."

Riker, over intercom: "...transporter room, locate Wesley Crusher, do the same to him. While you're at it, beam a pacifier and the largest dildo you can find among his dispersed atoms..."

Transporter chief: "With pleasure, sir."

Riker: "Now let's do Chief O'Brien a great favor. Beam a muzzle and an electric prodding iron among her atoms."

 

[cooleddie74]

LWAXANA:"Why, Deanna my child...

WHY didn't you or Commander Riker TELL me you had that deliciously creepy Chocolate Rain man serving on your bridge?"

Waiting outside the principal's office for setting off cherry bombs?

Uncomfortable.

Waiting outside the Academy Commandant's office for the same?

MUCH worse.

 

[Ihlecreations]

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With an explosive outburst Riker loses the "Four Plates of Rigellian Beans" Contest.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

 

[scottydog]

Lwaxana: "You disappoint me, Little One."

Deanna: "Mother, you know I hate that nickname."

Lwaxana: "I was referring to Commander Riker's member."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Lwaxana: "I wont tell Mr. Roper you're really not gay Wil, but only if you and Deanna both give me a full body massage."

 

[Triskelion]

Little one, should we be concerned that the Teletubbies theme song plays constantly in the commander's head?

Wesley's most brilliant scheme to date: the squeaky shoes hand suction bit.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Welllllllll sure, since your daughter and I have nothing personal going on at the moment, I'd love a blowjob ..."

Starfleet frowned upon cadets who are caught jerking off to photos of their own mothers.

 

[Rat Boy]

Taggart: "'Le Petomane Through Way'? Now what'll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First pic: Somehow, Frakes made his opinions on the wardrobe known.

Second pic: A scene from the Enterprise Jr. News Crew's investigative report, "Why doesn't medical have a waiting room?"