TNG Caption This #134 - "Costume Changes"

[scottydog]

Picard: "So that's what Beverly's been meaning to tell me. She's only a b-cup."

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "Why thank you, Thing. Now, run along."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard always thought the worst part of getting cargobay head from Beverly was when she would reach up to strangle him.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Is there something up with whatever site these images are being hosted on? I can't see any except the Data pictures in the OP.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Everyone knows about the major space entities, the ones that can take over your entire crew. But few know about the middling space entities, the ones that can take over your tricorder, or at worst, your hand.

 

[Triskelion]

Yes Squire of Gothos, two Picard pics. They seem to be working, maybe you have a time out problem?

Troi: No, you can't play parisses squares with the other boys. Data's here for your violin lesson.

Computer, is there a way I can still meet dress regulation and paint them with both rainbows and unicorns?

 

[Nebusj]

``Wait a second, six?''

``And that, Data, is why we don't usually invite the Captain to break the pinata.''

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN those counterfeit Orion nail clippers...damn their cheap ineffectiveness!!"

"Now, now, sir. You won't get your dessert if you keep throwing tantrums and don't finish your replicated chicken marsalis and broccoli spears."

 

[cooleddie74]

Rick Baker's idea to include a werewolf transformation scene in a TNG episode wasn't well thought out.

 

[Captain Kate]

Sadly, Picard's attempt to recreate the notorious Nightmare on Elm Street scene was hampered by a 24th-century lack of bathtubs.

Data: "Inquiry. What is 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit'?"

 

[chancellorjake]

I really love this episode. It has lead to some of the best captions across the net.

Picard: Oh, Counselor. *humming* Trick-or-Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.

Picard: *Screaming* Shut Up, Deanna! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: <thinking> No no no... "Dont change! Don't Change into the WOLF! Don't change into the PICARD-WOLF!..."

 

[NathanielM]

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Data: "But Captain you really do have a kick me sign on your back!"
Picard: Damn you! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU! SHUT UP DATA! SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Troi <Snickering>

 

[NathanielM]

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Picard: in the WWE, They will call me "The CLAW!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Now there's a hand made for lesbian porn."

 

[cooleddie74]

"What the hell was I doing last night?!?!?"

Put your hands in the air...and wave 'em in front of the dilithium articulation frame like you just don't CARE!![/b]

 

[Hedbergian]

Thing's sister guest stars on next week's episode of STAAAARRRRTREKthenextgeneration.

 

[ThankQ]

Dammit! Every time I finger a girl she leaves me! What gives?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Hold on sweetheart. I didnt pay for a hand job!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I'll have you know that I've always been attracted to older hands."