TNG Caption This #134 - "Costume Changes"

[chancellorjake]

I really must pay a visit to Mr. Mott's salon. It's time for a mani-pedi.

Damn It! She owed me 500 Credits from last week's Poker game.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Yes Squire of Gothos, two Picard pics. They seem to be working, maybe you have a time out problem?

Ah, I see them now.

Stewart once auditioned for the character of Ash.

"Hey, I thought it was a perfectly good impression of a locomotive!"

 

[Triskelion]

You're our last hope against the Borg, Jigglypuff.

Troi: Unbelievable, this mannequin shows even more emotion than the real Beverly!

Data: I fail to see why one would use a magnet to attract immature poultry.
Troi: The trade negotiations are waiting, Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If this keeps up I'll never be able to eat M&Ms again."

DEANNA:"NO!!!

All she did was ask you what barrel of oil you did your hair in!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi couldn't believe the Romulan could bend his disruptor beam like David Beckham.

 

[cultcross]

Is it me or is that disrupter beam not going remotely the way the disruptor's pointing?

edit: lol, Rat Boy beat me

 

[Ghostface1701]

Romulan: Dammit, I was aiming for her bra.

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi (singing): "Viva Viagra!
Viva, viva, vivaaaaa, Viagraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: HEY TROI BABY! Check out my new DISCO MOVES, DEY BE SO GROOOVY!

Picard: Oh bother, these nails are gonna chaff my willy!

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: You bitch! That's my bra!

Romulan: And this is the delicates setting.

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"The old Windex trick.

Works every time."

"Oh well.

Guess pleasuring myself is a no-go for the time being."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROMULAN:"Forgive me...but I hate polyester with no pockets."

 

[Hedbergian]

The Austin Powers School of Judo ... student Beverly Crusher ... FAIL.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Captain's stoned off his ass again, Data. Someone get the methadone from Beverly in sickbay."

LEE PRESS-ON CHRONITONS

Look fabulous...AND ten minutes younger all at the same time.(TM)

 

[Nerys Myk]

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DATA: When you frisk him be sure to plant the weed and the gun. I want this one to look legit!

 

[SciFi75]

Picard: Shaka, when the walls fell!

Troi: Damn. He went and got his pills mixed up again.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

This episode's captions do have a certain common thread to them...

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Apparently...he lost the parisses squares tournament."

"NOW what am I going to do when severe, crippling jock itch strikes?!"

 

[cultcross]

And we're done

 

[Holdfast]

Electrocute This!