TNG Caption This #129 - "Bad Habits"

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Time for another round of captioning fun, starting with the winner for the last round making his triumphant return to the board with a bit of a caption contest clean sweep is Shatmandu with his charming new take on the obvious joke (and for requiring me to urban dictionary his entry!):

This week's contest features the opportunity for that mainstay of TNG humour, the Troi joke. But this time her piloting skill is not the focus!

 

[Son_of_Soong]

Deanna: Oh my... can I... do it myself?

 

[Finn]

Deanna: "Didn't you date my mother once?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi hated the fact that she was the Enterprise's drug testing officer in addition to being counselor.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Umm..what are you doing with Commander Riker's urine sample?

 

[Noname Given]

Deanna Troi: "And what do you call it?"

Horny Alien: "Rupee Colada."

Deanna Troi: "Never heard of, or tried that before. But, I guess there's a first time for everything?"

 

[Plecostomus]

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"Impressive. Now the batteries go where exactly?"

 

[Gertch]

"First, before I try it, has your hair always looked like that?"

 

[scottydog]

Man: "Yes, it detaches, and yes, as you can see, I need a circumcision!"

 

[scottydog]

Deanna, later that day, talking to Jerry: "He took it out."

 

[Hedbergian]

Picard over the intercom: For all the jostling the Enterprise takes on a daily basis, "sea-sickness" decanters have finally been installed on ALL decks. The sales representatives will now demonstrate their proper use.

 

[Tim]

The crew learns how Troi really got her psychic powers...

"Would you like a Telepathy Boost in your smoothie?"

 

[Nebusj]

``But this is the small syringe!''

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Deanna: "What would I want with collagen?"

 

[Locutus of Board]

Deanna: "What is that?"
Alien: "It's called adcitednidetongsett on my planet, but the rough translation to your federation language is Jenkem.

 

[Gertch]

Troi: "I need to get something off my chest-"
Alien: "HOLD this and let me do it for you!"

 

[Kegek]

Alien: Would you like a taste of my supersized extra-fat obesity-grade lemonade?

 

[S'kai]

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Troi: I'm sorry to here that that you got that thing jammed into your forehead. Let's make an appointment for some testing do be sure there isn'g any internal damage."

 

[scottydog]

Skai said:

Troi: I'm sorry to here that that you got that thing jammed into your forehead. Let's make an appointment for some testing do be sure there isn'g any internal damage."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Phlox: No, I really was on the original Enterprise. Denobulans are famously long-lived. See? Here's a little something I once collected from Porthos.