TNG Caption This #127 - "Night Terrors"

[cultcross]

Happy new Year! And with the new year, comes a new caption contest. Last time's winner was obvious if only for the effort involved!

With runner up:

BriGuy said:
Hey, you try wearing a banana clip on your face for seven years and come out with your career intact.

congratulations to our winners. Onto the new image, should hopefully be a bit easier this time. If this doesn't stimulate interest we'll be back to characters in compromising positions and holding phallic shaped objects soon enough though, don't worry! enjoy:

 

[Trekzilla3k]

Oh goody! Another day of Commander Riker putting his knee up and inserting his crotch near my face!

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Data tries out his new Herman Munster impression.

 

[Gertch]

Edited out by agreeement. PM me if you have any questions. - Spider

or

Data tries to find the proper human response when he sees a large spider climbing down the wall.

 

[Rat Boy]

Lucky for the senior staff, Data was the only one who didn't have a hangover after the New Year's party.

 

[Outpost4]

Now if Data could only simulate a morning woodie.

 

[Nebusj]

Data wakes up after the Android Ball remembering only that he had a great time and finding that he somehow has the hips and legs of Alice Number 322.

 

[CaptainJon]

It's a beautiful day on the Enterprise,
A beautiful day for an Enterprise.
Will you join mine?
Could you join mine?

 

[BriGuy]

Ya know, some days, I feel like I'm the king of the runner-ups. Hmm.

Tasha: Damn, Data, I said I'd be there in a minute.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data (singing): "Good Morning UFP!
I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face and it's shining to salute to the Federation race!
Oh boy, it's well to say: 'Good Morning UFP!'"

 

[Outpost4]

One way the TOS uniforms were better.

 

[Gertch]

BriGuy said:
Tasha: Damn, Data, I said I'd be there in a minute.

That was good!

I'd be surprised if that wasn't a runner up this time.

 

[Titiuu]

This stuff used to be fun, but it's turned into recycled sex jokes that weren't even funny the first time around. Why does every picture has to be turned into something dirty?

Can't we have a clean version, too? Star Trek was never about anal fucking or fisting, so I'm sad to see it's all some people think about.

 

[Finn]

^Probably

"Second Officer's log. Stardate 39.38470. My yawning study enters the second day. I had increased my yawning up to 75 decibels. It does not appear to annoy my neighbors. Perhaps I will attempt a yawn when the Captain speaks during the briefing scheduled for 0930 hours. Commander Data out".

 

[Gertch]

Titiuu said:
This stuff used to be fun, but it's turned into recycled sex jokes that weren't even funny the first time around. Why does every picture has to be turned into something dirty?

Can't we have a clean version, too? Star Trek was never about anal fucking or fisting, so I'm sad to see it's all some people think about.

Okay, go ahead. Show us what you've got. I noticed some new blood in a couple other threads. Pretty funny also.

 

[cultcross]

Titiuu said:
This stuff used to be fun, but it's turned into recycled sex jokes that weren't even funny the first time around. Why does every picture has to be turned into something dirty?

Can't we have a clean version, too? Star Trek was never about anal fucking or fisting, so I'm sad to see it's all some people think about.

Please feel free to participate, or suggest images which would stimulate such creativity (Screencap source), if you like. I'd love you to do so, to be honest I sometimes find the toilet humour captions wearisome, they have to be really clever to make me laugh, if you can come up with some clean humour I'd enjoy it, my favourite caption ever in this competition was a clean one.

 

[Gertch]

Having to sleep in the tool shed didn't seem to phase Data.

or

Staying at the YMCA on his vacation made it difficult to get the song out of his positronic brain.

 

[BriGuy]

And you spent so long trying to tell the bullies at school that your Starfleet uniform was NOT a pair of pajamas.

 

[Noname Given]

Picard (Offscreen): "Thank you mister Data, but when I asked you to recount what happened during our encounter with the U.S.S. Tsiolkovsky while we were all under the influence of that virus; I didn't need a play by play recreation of your encounter with Tasha Yar; nor such a graphic analysis of her 'oral sex techique' just now."

 

[Tralis]

Nope. I don't see what's so funny. This seems totally normal to me.