TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen"

[cultcross]

Another contest down, and excellent entries all round, as usual!
Going from the old maxim that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I think this week's winner was clear!

With runner up:

Outpost4 said:
Most guys check their fly. Data checks his flap.

congratulations guys!

Now, on to this week's caption contest. If you dare suffer the agony of Worf's patented disgruntled glare, then pull his finger:

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf had asked the Ferengi captain to pull his finger, but Jean-Luc suddenly felt differently.


OR


Worf: "There, above the vaginal opening, under the hood."
Picard: "Where? I don't see it; let me bend down and over for a closer look."
Geordi: "I can't see shit."

 

[Guartho]

Re: TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen

As Worf asks Picard to pull his finger, Picard deftly turns on his heel in order
to introduce Worf to an old Earth military tactic, the pre-emptive strike.

 

[Noname Given]

Re: TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen

Lt. Worf: "Look! Her fly is open! And she's not wearing any..."

Captain Picard: "Nice beaver."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Worf: "I'll see you on deck seven, Wednesday night at nine! Be there or be cowardly!"

 

[LitmusDragon]

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Worf: You see? There's a pixel out.

or

Worf: And this is what you would look like in high definition.
Picard (Thinking): Damn I'm bald ...

 

[Kegek]

Worf: Look, sir! A coffee stain on the viewscreen!
Picard: (squints) Actually, that's an intergalactic warship of doom.
Geordi: Phew. Crisis averted.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Worf: "It's a bunny!"

Picard: "No, Worf, clearly that's a pirate ship."

 

[BriGuy]

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I like to point and I can not lie
You little humans can't deny
When a Klingon walks in with his big forehead
and his armor and goatee
You get scared
Like a little girl

...

Sorry, sir.


= or =

Mr. Worf acted quickly, but futilely. In order to guide Dora to the canoe, he needed to use the pointer on his console.

 

[BriGuy]

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Tharpridge In A said:

Worf: "There, above the vaginal opening, under the hood."
Picard: "Where? I don't see it; let me bend down and over for a closer look."
Geordi: "I can't see shit."

Not only could Geordi not see it, he didn't even know what they were looking for.

 

[Spider]

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And in another time travel adventure.......

Worf: Look! 4th down and inches and they are punting. COWARDS!

Picard: Geordi, change it to PBS. I want to see Masterpiece Theater.

Geordi: Damn. I was hoping to catch some 21st century porn in HD.

 

[tharpdevenport]

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Sgt. Scrooge said:
And in another time travel adventure.......

Worf: Look! 4th down and inches and they are punting. COWARDS!

Picard: Geordi, change it to PBS. I want to see Masterpiece Theater.

Geordi: Damn. I was hoping to catch some 21st century porn in HD.

Change "Materpeice theater" to "Reading Rainbow".

 

[Gertch]

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Picard picked the wrong week to send the only Chiropractor in training on an away mission...

 

[tharpdevenport]

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Picard: "Not now, Mr. Worf!

OH! ENGAGE!!!"

 

[Gertch]

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Worf: "Sir, let me get that booger for you."

 

[Outpost4]

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Worf - It's just a jump to the left

All - and then a step to the right...

 

[Rat Boy]

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Tharpridge In A said:

Sulu: "Oh my!"

 

[Outpost4]

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Worf: Mistress B'Etor!

 

[Sisu]

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Worf points to the spot where the pus from his popped zit clung to the viewscreen.

 

[Outpost4]

Re: TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen

Worf: There - right there! Just as Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs.