TNG Caption This #124: "A Quantum Finish"

[The Laughing Vulcan]

cooleddie74 said:

"Ayyyyyyyyyy..."

HAPPY STAR TREK DAYS is filmed before a live studio audience!

That's it! I'm taking umbrage. This is serious umbrage removal here. I may not now where I'm taking it to. But I'm bloody well taking it!

 

[LitmusDragon]

(Announcer) We've secretly replaced Data's hair gel with industrial adhesive. Let's see if he notices.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data Joker: "Wait until they get a load of me."

 

[Outpost4]

Late in life Dr. Soong had an amazing collection of Chia pets.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Humans get groomed, androids get valeted.

 

[Outpost4]

One reason for Data's longevity was he was protected by HelmetHair™.

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, Brent Spiner couldn't get the green dye out of his hair from his audition for Tim Burton's Batman before production on TNG's Season 2 began.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Commander Riker suggested I attempt this hair style. He told me it dates back to mid-20th century Earth, and was referred to as 'the Wet Head.' "

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Hey, who is ther ... what's that, ghost of Carl Spock? You want me to kill all them? Inquiry: can Wesley be first?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I must attempt to...'look good'...when I begin my romantic date with the desktop computer down on Deck 31."

 

[Sisu]

Upon taking temporary command of the Enterprise, Data remembered the old saying of her commanders: "Hair today, gone tomorrow...."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great-grandpa Arik had rather bad hair. I am attempting to avoid his fate."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: Data, the old saying is "a mirror is a window into the soul", not the other way around.

 

[cooleddie74]

VITALIS

So smooth and sexy even a sentient android with pale, creepy skin and a big-ass nose will drive the ladies wild

 

[cultcross]

Some awesome stuff here this week, will be taking it down tonight (probably!) so lets have all those captions you've been storing up wherever your species traditionally crams things...

 

[Outpost4]

Most guys check their fly. Data checks his flap.

 

[K-Star]

My hair does not require combing, you lunkhead.

(Meh, best I could think of.)

 

[cultcross]

Annnnnnd we're done.

new contest is up, this one needs a trip outside the galactic barrier....

Avada Kadavra!