Data: Where is the poison?
Sirna: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Data: You have made your decision then?
Sirna: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Data: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Sirna: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Data: Australia.
Sirna: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Data: You are just stalling now.
Sirna: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Data: You are trying to trick me into giving something away. It will not work.
Sirna: It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!
Data: Then make your choice.
Sirna: I will, and I choose...what in the world can that be?
Data turns and Sirna switches the glasses.
Data: What? Where? I do not see anything.
Sirna: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Data and Sirna drink.
Data: You guessed wrong.
Sirna: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Sirna drops dead.
Troi: And to think, all that it was your cup that was poisoned.
Data: They were both poisoned. I am an android. I am immune to iocane powder.
