TNG Caption This #118: "Ratings Ploy"

[Gertch]

"My, that is some huge gortch on your nose. Let me disrupt that for you."

 

[BriGuy]

I've been wanting to meet you ever since I first read your profile on MySpace.

 

[Maurice]

Spock: The design of this blow-drier is quite illogical.

 

[NathanielM]

Danoz said:

Voice sounds overhead: Quick Summon Ultra Vulcan!

Spock: *whips out hte capsule and whips out his penile Extender instead* Damn it!

Romulan Commander: Oh so that's your secret Spock, I heard that Vulcan men were not that Endowed...

 

[Adagio]

Spock: You will tell me where you hid the remote control.

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Spock: Don't you ever let me catch you stealing my money biatch. I will blow you away.


Sela: But Carl, sucky sucky I still love you long time?

Carl Spock: NO WAY Biatch...

 

[NathanielM]

Sela: Spock You aren't gonna get away with this. I am going to call my guards and take your other hand off... So there.

Spock: *ripping off fake Vulcan Spock mask* Not Spock... Officer Mclaine, New York PD.

Sela: New York? You are a long way from New York Officer McClaine...

John Mcclaine/Spock: Well I hate long trips and snotty blondes who think they are cute with pointed ears.

Sela: You think you are gonna get away with this? Mr. Earthling Cowboy.

John Mclaine/Spock: Yippie kayay Motherfucker!