TNG Caption This #118: "Ratings Ploy"

Hold still...the laser level won't work if you move and your bangs will be all uneven.

 

"You'd better HOPE I put the 'D' batteries in this thing the wrong way..."

 

I would like to take some pictures of you, young lady.

 

Spock: Before I kill you, Sela, I must know something very vital that appeals to my keen Vulcan intellect. Which end of this damn disruptor is the end that fires and who was the idiot that designed it?

 

Go ahead, call me Carl one more time!

 

"You can't beat the real thing, Commander."

 

"One more step...and the weird, green-glass thing over there that looks like a misshapen champagne bottle GETS it."

 

"For the last time...WHO THE HELL IS KEYSER SOZE?!?"

 

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Carl Spock: "I said take that uniform and spin those nipple tassels Baaaby.!"

 

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Romulan Commander: PEPSI Rules
Spock: Coke Rules
Romulan Commander: PEPSI Rules
Spock; COKE Rules
Romular Commander: PEPSI Rules
Spock: Coke Rules

 

Spock: Grizzly, move on to the next caption or this dizzy blond gets it!

 

Spock: I see right through your bullshit!

 

"Mods...pick a winner NOW, or the blond Bobby Goldsboro chick here gets it!"

 

^That was a lot better the first time.

You are correct, however. When even the jokes about ending the thread are getting rehashed, you know it's over.

 

"The winning Powerball numbers...NOW.

I have a trellium-D habit to feed, you know."

 

mwahahaha!!

 

"No, bitch...

Bilbo Baggins WASN'T his name."

 

I..SAID...SUCK IT!