TNG Caption This #118: "Ratings Ploy"

[Nebusj]

Negotiations for a third Sela appearance break down.

 

[BriGuy]

Do not presume that by my appearance here there is any relationship between this series and the one in which I previously appeared.

 

[kakashi76767]

It would be illogical for you to say "what" one more time!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"You have one minute to caption me!"

OR

"SPOCK IS GONE!"

OR

"Ignore the chin!"

OR

"I'M EVERYWHERE!!!"

 

[Locutus of Board]

Sela: Computer, start program Looney toons
Spock: We are both half human, half Vulcan. However, your most illogical statement suggests to me your emotional human side is dominant.
Sela: Whatever you say, spocky boy. You may fire when ready, grizzly.

Thanks for the runner up.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sela: So, how did you figure out I was actually Romulan?

Spock: Simple. Logic. Your dark roots gave you away.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy, as Galvatron: "I shall crush you as I did Prime and Ultra Magnus!"

 

[Kevin]

Spock: How dare you not look at the camera!

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "And you will know that My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Who told you my first name is Carl? Who?!?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Bitch betta' haaaaaave my money!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I AM NOT CARL!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The HELL you're getting the better wig..."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Spock: 'Tis but a scratch.
Romulan: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Spock: No it isn't.
Romulan: Well, what's that then?
Spock: I've had worse.

 

[Hedbergian]

With all their technology, neither the Vulcans nor the Romulans had perfected the nose hair trimmer.

SPOCK: Hold ... PERFECTLY ... still.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sela: "Spock, I am your mother."

Spock: "Noooooooo! That's impossible!"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

During a filming break Nimoy shows them how Doohan was persuaded to do The Final frontier after he found out Shanter was the director.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The stack of hardcore girlie magazines, Sela...

NOW."

 

[UnknownSample]

Spock: "So... what was Bing Crosby really like?"

******

Nimoy: "Tell me my next line or you're DEAD!"

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Sela: "So... that's some kind of Vulcan stapler?"
Spock: "DAMN!"

 

[Kirby]

Spock: "So Sela, does the carpet match the drapes?"