Things Worf Did on the Defiant...

[Discofan]

Once swinging around his bat'leth (like Brue Lee with a nunchak), he threw it through the big screen and then spent the next hours wondering how he would explain the broken screen to Sisko.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Once swinging around his bat'leth (like Brue Lee with a nunchak), he threw it through the big screen and then spent the next hours wondering how he would explain the broken screen to Sisko.

He probably just replaced it with a different screen ala: a 1970's sitcom.

Same way he replaced Spot after he killed the original. Data never noticed.

 

[Discofan]

He probably just replaced it with a different screen ala: a 1970's sitcom.

Same way he replaced Spot after he killed the original. Data never noticed.

He even got the gender and the breed wrong.

 

[Kilana2]

Harry Mudd and Lwaxana are aboard the Defiant, too. Joining Worf in a Mud(d) Bath

 

[Discofan]

Harry Mudd and Lwaxana are aboard the Defiant, too. Joining Worf in a Mud(d) Bath

Which Harry Mudd is that? TOS' or DISCO's?

 

[Kilana2]

Which Harry Mudd is that? TOS' or DISCO's?

TOS Mudd. I don't watch Discovery.

 

[Discofan]

TOS Mudd. I don't watch Discovery.

Well, all the better then, DISCO Mudd would have sold the Defiant to the Klingons with Worf locked up in its brig to boot.

 

[ED-209]

Stuff I really don't want to think about...

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Wrote long, heartfelt letters to Alexander, talking about his struggles growing up on earth and saying how proud he is that Alexander is the top of his class.

Then heaved a heavy sigh and deleted each one.

FIFY

 

[DonIago]

"I can live with it."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Then heaved a heavy sigh and deleted each one.

FIFY

Computer: Beep! Beep! Deleting RSVP to Alexander's Birthday Party.

(For the record, it was the special birthday in which Klingon boys of 9 years suddenly become 17 year-olds.)

 

[kkt]

Harry Mudd and Lwaxana are aboard the Defiant, too. Joining Worf in a Mud(d) Bath

I love a good pun... and that was okay too.

 

[NewHeavensNewEarth]

He let his hair down, put the opera music away, picked up a guitar, and jammed out to his new favorite style of music called Sto'Vo'Core.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Computer: Beep! Beep! Deleting RSVP to Alexander's Birthday Party.

(For the record, it was the special birthday in which Klingon boys of 9 years suddenly become 17 year-olds.)

More like a Klingon version of a Bar Mitzvah then.

 

[lurok]

Without a holodeck, Worf began to get a bit 'spacey'
Which perhaps retro-explains some behaviour in S7

 

[Qonundrum]

He used the bridge viewscreen to watch reruns of "Family Feud" and "The $25000 Pyramid" !

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Worf often forgot to put away his tooth sharpener, leaving it on Sisko's chair, dripping with saliva.

 

[XCV330]

"Mr Worf, why is Memory Alpha Viewer turned to blank private tab every time I step in here and look at the viewscreen?"

"It is honorable!"

 

[Qonundrum]

By this time Worf probably had eaten some good books, only to find it did no good.

Worse, despite the high fiber content of those good books, Worf added much bulk to his waistline.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

He used the bridge viewscreen to watch reruns of "Family Feud" and "The $25000 Pyramid" !

P'tach! He watched "The $100,000 Pyramid"!

Worse, despite the high fiber content of those good books, Worf added much bulk to his waistline.

Which is why he never went to Garack for alterations. Klingons "do not speak of such things". Luckily the replicator can keep a secret...under threat of "reprogramming with a Bat'leth".