Things Worf Did on the Defiant...

[Peach Wookiee]

Okay, we all know at least one thing Worf did while living on the Defiant. He sang Klingon opera. But (and keep in mind we can be silly with this) what other things do you think he did while living there?

My vote: He strutted around naked at least once.

Your ideas?

 

[Tosk]

Clogged the toilet. I guarantee.

 

[Doctor Bombay]

Left prune juice glasses all over the place.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Shit on the floor and left it to Trek's unseen-until-Discovery Space Roombas to clean it up.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Eventually started singing "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!" in the sonic shower because it's an earworm.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Wrote long, heartfelt letters to Alexander, talking about his struggles growing up on earth and saying how proud he is that Alexander is the top of his class.

Oh, who am I kidding?

 

[Terok Nor]

Frowned. A lot.

 

[Discofan]

Sat in the captain's chair and gave orders around as if he was in the middle of a battle (did that a lot!!).

 

[Discofan]

Punched the hell out of a dummy looking like Ch'Pok, the Klingon advocate from "Rules Of Engagement"

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Sat in the captain's chair and gave orders around as if he was in the middle of a battle (did that a lot!!).

Also yelled "Ramming Speed!" a lot, possibly also while in the sonic shower

 

[DonIago]

Left Klingon DNA in every room.

 

[NewHeavensNewEarth]

Extended the cloaking field to make half the station disappear, just for kicks. Half of Ops would be invisible space.

 

[Discofan]

Redecorated the ready room with statues of famous Klingon warriors... this pissed off Sisko... so he put it back to the way it was.

 

[ScottJ85]

He strutted around naked at least once.

What else would you do when you have the place to yourself?

 

[Discofan]

What else would you do when you have the place to yourself?

I'd have to remove all the breakables from the shelves and the furniture first...

 

[Peach Wookiee]

What else would you do when you have the place to yourself?

Did he play "Stayin' Alive" while doing it? Or...did he pull a Tom Cruise?

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[PSGarak]

Rolled in a barrel of bloodwine and drank the entire thing himself during a "lost weekend."

 

[Kilana2]

He invited Jadzia and did Klingon things with her..... not only breaking her arm but also a lot of other different things like monitors, tables and panels in the process. And having a lot of fun with it. Leaving his quarters like Neelix left Tuvok's quarters after his encounter with the horny female Klingon in Prophecy.

Afterwards, Worf and Jadzia enjoyed a meal featuring Rokeg Blood Pie, Gagh, Prune Juice, Raktajino. Without table manners.

Also: Worf tried to run away from Q - in vain. He was paid a visit, being called microbrain and was left raging.

 

[Discofan]

First, he said: "Computer privacy!" as Georgiou did in "The Vulcan Hello" and then did all the things he never does when there are other people present. like... Trying on women's clothes, watching tearjerkers while crying like a baby, playing romantic songs...etc...

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

He invited Jadzia and did Klingon things with her..... not only breaking her arm but also a lot of other different things like monitors, tables and panels in the process. And having a lot of fun with it. Leaving his quarters like Neelix left Tuvok's quarters after his encounter with the horny female Klingon in Prophecy.

Afterwards, Worf and Jadzia enjoyed a meal featuring Rokeg Blood Pie, Gagh, Prune Juice, Raktajino. Without table manners.

Also: Worf tried to run away from Q - in vain. He was paid a visit, being called microbrain and was left raging.

By this time Worf probably had eaten some good books, only to find it did no good.