You're constantly RUNNING and no one thinks you're a HUGE WEIRDO.
Things we've learn from video games
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there's no duct tape on Mars for you to tape your flashlight to your weapon
Grizzly bears hunt in packs.
It takes a full clip to kill the enemy, but only one bullet to kill you.
Humans are the poorest race in the universe. Every other alien species can afford to build whole fleets space fighters, and have enough left over for giant motherships... While we have to make due with three three lousy ships. Five if we're lucky.
Every alien race in the entire universe posess armies that include wibbly little insecty things.
Being a starship captain doesn't require common sense or a long term memory.
A starship captain can go from willing to break the rules and disobey the usual indifferent admiral in the first game to become a indifferent admiral who upholds those same rules if he is promoted and made a secondary background character in the sequel.
Every place likely has some deep dark secret.
If a character is introduced and his back story being absent then there is a good chance there is a big twist involving said back story coming up.
A starship captain can go from willing to break the rules and disobey the usual indifferent admiral in the first game to become a indifferent admiral who upholds those same rules if he is promoted and made a secondary background character in the sequel.
Every place likely has some deep dark secret.
If a character is introduced and his back story being absent then there is a good chance there is a big twist involving said back story coming up.
Mmmmmmm meat house....
The Sims specific: Maintaining proper health requires spending 5-6 hours a day bathing, eating, and going to the bathroom.
The Sims specific: Maintaining proper health requires spending 5-6 hours a day bathing, eating, and going to the bathroom.
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If you visit alien worlds no one thinks you look or dress odd.
Your money works on any planet in the galaxy.
Your money works on any planet in the galaxy.
If an executioner has no tools, the execution shall be carried out by biting the offender to death.
Carp are hellacious beasts of lore that can decapitate dwarves with a single swipe of their jaws.
If a dwarves' best friend is trampled by elephants, then they have a good dinner at a really nice table, they'll balance out at happy.
Carp are hellacious beasts of lore that can decapitate dwarves with a single swipe of their jaws.
If a dwarves' best friend is trampled by elephants, then they have a good dinner at a really nice table, they'll balance out at happy.
You can always find a use for a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.
"Friendly Fire" actually means that you can get shot, grenaded, or artillery/air striked by your teammates and not suffer a scratch.
Why break your cover when you can just shoot them through the walls?
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