Things that should be in the new movie

[Captain_Nick]

I know for a fact that J J Abraham comes to this forum and reads what we are saying about him. Dont ask how I know! There is a 'source' here

So, lets talk about things that should go in to the next movie, so it will be even more awesome than the last one.

I'll start us off:

1. Facebook. Someone on the starship needs to get into serious trouble for spending too much time on facebook. For ultra realism, you could make it a 24 year old who reacts to getting caught by resigning and switching careers to a chef or maybe a beautician, because she is 'following her heart'

2. Pizza and gaming. There have been no episodes of Star Trek ever than include a scene where the captain and his boys are chillaxing, enjoying a pizza and some coke, and playing super mario brothers on their nintendos. There is no way that people who work in starships don't do that. They do. Show us the pizza!

3. Toilets. Enough said

4. Somebody on board the starship who's job it is to clean the toilets. Because in reality, if people don't do these jobs, the toilets fester and go mouldy and smell really weird.

5. A character that has a social disorder, or maybe just a bad attitude, that prevents him from making friends. And the clincher - he must not learn anything at the end of the movie. There must be no sudden enlightenment, or some sort of understanding developing between him and the others. Lets keep it real folks.

Keep the list going. Together we can help make the next movie the best one ever

 

[F. King Daniel]

Spock and Benedict Cumberbach's character are fighting, and Spock is beaten down. It looks like Cumberbatch is getting away! But, suddenly, Spock gets up, pulls the Star Trek insignia from his chest and throws it, ninja star style! It imbeds itself in Cumberbatch's throat, blood fountains from the wound, and the Sherlock star is defeated.

The End.



Also: It's spelt "Abrams". Lame troll is lame.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

2.Tom Pairs talks about pizza a lot.

5. Not too sure anyone learned anything as far as Barclay went.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Maybe I haven't seen enough Voyager yet .............. in any event Tom stop talking and start delivering. Friday night is pizza and movies night! Sometimes with women

 

[Sindatur]

Enterprise had Capt Archer and Trip watching Water Polo and enjoying beverages. Also, in another season 1 episdoe, Archer brought glasses of beer to Trip and Malcolm and they drank a beer together.

TNG, TOS and Enterprise all had movie (and other entertainment) night

 

[Yevetha]

Hirogen!!!!!!!!

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Kirk and Spock making out while shirtless.

 

[thumbtack]

Kirk and Spock making out while shirtless.

It can be a ruse to distract the enemy. Or it can be another canon violation. Either works for me.

 

[Sindatur]

Kirk and Spock making out while shirtless.

It can be a ruse to distract the enemy. Or it can be another canon violation. Either works for me.

HEHEH Cannon Violation

 

[Therin of Andor]

I know for a fact that J J Abraham comes to this forum and reads what we are saying about him.

Better start spelling his name right.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I'll have you know - my source tells me that my spelling - J J Abrahams - is correct, and he does not appreciate being misspelled by random people in the internet.

!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Kirk and Spock making out while shirtless.

It can be a ruse to distract the enemy. Or it can be another canon violation. Either works for me.

Or it can be the logical conclusion of every canon moment between the two of them.

 

[M'Sharak]

3. Toilets. Enough said

4. Somebody on board the starship who's job it is to clean the toilets. Because in reality, if people don't do these jobs, the toilets fester and go mouldy and smell really weird.

Nick, I'm so glad to see that you've volunteered. You'll be just perfect for the job.