Speaking of appliances, I was at Costco today and they were selling a grill which had wi-fi.
A GRILL WITH WIFI.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
Could somebody tell me why exactly the hell a GRILL would need wi-fi?
That makes even less sense than having a garage door opener with wi-fi!
Some new Keurig coffee pod machines require a Wi-Fi connection now as well.
So it ‘can make the perfect cup of coffee for you’ every time, or some such silliness.
What’s worse is that it refuses to run if the connection is dropped or not present. In short, it ‘bricks’ itself.
We’ve only been making coffee as a civilization now for what, three thousand years or so? Surely we don’t the Internet for a ‘perfect cup of coffee every time’. *Sheeeeeeesh*
Cheers,
-CM-