Well, you know you can buy packets of peanuts with the warning "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS" (not making that up, BTW) so I think we may have finally tipped over the edge.
(And yes, I am well aware of the existence of peanut allergies and how serious it is. But come on...on a fucking packet of peanuts, they need a warning like that?)
Where is Wonko the Sane now that we really need him?
Douglas Adams said:Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.