And my weekly encounter with asshole drivers continues.
Today's encounter was some douchebag behind me. I'm in a one-lane that was soon dividing into three lanes. I'm coming up to the point the solid white line breaks up into passing lines, so I turn on my blinker in advance.
When it comes time to merge, I do what any safe driver does: checks behind them to maker certain nobody is there. There's a car, but not close enough, so I look again and see the asshole behind me merging and speeding up, trying to cut me off even though I indicated first and was ahead of that douchebag. So I give my way of saying "Thanks, douchebag" but immediately cutting him off.
He weaves back into the other lane and speeds passed me like I was the douchebag. No, sorry, you were the douchebag, douchebag.