I thought I had a sure-fire remedy for pushy salespeople who won't shut the fuck up about "Is there anything I can help you FIND?"
That remedy was, simply pull out a loaded revolver and say "If you ask me that one more fucking time, I will kill you."
Unfortunately, it is still a misdemeanor in many states to shoot a pushy sales clerk.
srsly, what the fuck is their problem? If I wanted help finding something, I'd fucking ASK! Until that time, get out of my face! Comprende?![]()
Joking or not, if you did that, you'd be locked up for making terroristic threats.That part was a joke.![]()
Having worked retail myself for a long time, I can back up everything fireproof said about the reasons why retail employees engage you whether you want them to or not. While those interactions where you're able to help someone who actually needs it can be wonderful, if you aren't someone with an outgoing personality, the forced interaction can be emotionally taxing.