things i learned from tng...

[Elzie]

I've learned that...

1. There will never be anyone above Shakespeare what comes to plays, not even about 1800 years after his death.

2. When you first see alarming hallucinations people will
a) take you to sickbay
b)ask you to see the counselor (polite way of saying "I think you're going nuts, go see the shrink")
c) take you to engineering in case your an android

even when previous experiences prove that you're just probably the only one spotting the danger in time.

 

[Kain]

In space, everyone can hear you scream! (Since there apparently is sound in space and stuff.)

No alien race you contact for the first time will wonder how do you speak their language, even if they never heard of Universal Translators.

An Ultraviolet bulb emmits blue light! (4x18 "Identity Crisis")

 

[Finn]

^^Nemesis takes place 762 years after his death. We are actually closer to the time of Nemesis than when Shakespeare died. So why not?