Thee Joyes of Drinking

[Ashu]

I've got a bunch of good stories, but my girlfriend doesn't know the worst (read: most awesome) of them. And since she's a member I'm gonna keep mum on this one.

Yeah, well, it probably wouldn't surprise me. Besides, you know i consider you an annoying drunk

 

[Mallory]

OTOH, the police never did catch me.

Yeah, but if you could talk to the version of you from 3 seconds before all that happened he'd chalk it up as a win, wouldn't he?

Absolutely!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Now that's a Bob Ross series we should have got. The Joys of Drinking.

 

[DeafPoet]

I've got a bunch of good stories, but my girlfriend doesn't know the worst (read: most awesome) of them. And since she's a member I'm gonna keep mum on this one.

Yeah, well, it probably wouldn't surprise me. Besides, you know i consider you an annoying drunk

It's comments like this that practically dare me to tell you

The fact that you don't have any embarassing drunk stories gives me pause though.

 

[Ashu]

I've got a bunch of good stories, but my girlfriend doesn't know the worst (read: most awesome) of them. And since she's a member I'm gonna keep mum on this one.

Yeah, well, it probably wouldn't surprise me. Besides, you know i consider you an annoying drunk

It's comments like this that practically dare me to tell you

The fact that you don't have any embarassing drunk stories gives me pause though.

Who said i didnt have any?

 

[DeafPoet]

^

Well this is the thread for it, dear. Please, regale us with a tale

 

[Ashu]

Well, there was that one time we were both working at Rexall and we had gone to see an oilers game. I had a fair amount of Rexall beers and you insisted we went down to see our boss so i could buy some stuff with our employee discount.

Our boss spent most of the transaction laughing at me cause I couldn't find my cellphone in my ridicously deep pockets, which were even more exagerated by the alcohol.

It wasn't too embarrassing, but thats the most recent thing i can think of.

 

[Jetfire]

I am kinda drunk right now.

I just try to get a healthy buzz now-a-days...my days of blacking out and spinning out where-ever I was are over.

 

[Kestra]

Okay I had a few martinis tonight and have rediscovered the joys of alcohol.

 

[DeafPoet]

Well, there was that one time we were both working at Rexall and we had gone to see an oilers game. I had a fair amount of Rexall beers and you insisted we went down to see our boss so i could buy some stuff with our employee discount.

Our boss spent most of the transaction laughing at me cause I couldn't find my cellphone in my ridicously deep pockets, which were even more exagerated by the alcohol.

It wasn't too embarrassing, but thats the most recent thing i can think of.

Okay, that was a little funny

I caught hell the next day for being hungover and consequently a useless bag of shit all day though. Still, many laughs were had.

 

[DeafPoet]

Okay I had a few martinis tonight and have rediscovered the joys of alcohol.

Quick, make some bad decisions and post them in real time. I think it'll add a new dimension to the thread.

 

[Ashu]

Well, there was that one time we were both working at Rexall and we had gone to see an oilers game. I had a fair amount of Rexall beers and you insisted we went down to see our boss so i could buy some stuff with our employee discount.

Our boss spent most of the transaction laughing at me cause I couldn't find my cellphone in my ridicously deep pockets, which were even more exagerated by the alcohol.

It wasn't too embarrassing, but thats the most recent thing i can think of.

Okay, that was a little funny

I caught hell the next day for being hungover and consequently a useless bag of shit all day though. Still, many laughs were had.

The best part of it was that she didn't even know I was drunk till the next day when you told her.

I dont know how she didnt notice, i barely remember my pin for my bank card.

 

[Kestra]

Okay I had a few martinis tonight and have rediscovered the joys of alcohol.

Quick, make some bad decisions and post them in real time. I think it'll add a new dimension to the thread.

I don't make bad decisions, ever.

We paid a guy on a bike in this ridiculous circle contraption to do a flip. Okay we didn't pay him, but we watched other people pay him and hoped he wouldn't die in traffic. Wicker Park is kinda awesome.

 

[Goliath]

Ah, beer. The cause of--and the solution to--all of life's problems.

*Cracks another beer*

 

[Saul]

I remember the first time I got drunk. Drank a lot. Kept drinkign until the glass fell out of my hand. On the way home got sick in the taxi, kicked out. Took another taxi, got sick, kicked out. Got sick around the city. Got home, got sick all over my room, carpet, bed, bathroom. Woke up the next day, got sick more, went to college (still drunk) got sick more, went home, got sick more. Second time I got drunk like that was 6 hours before I had to catch a flight. Clinging to a toliet and my attemps to make myself sober resulted in me getting more sick.

But now the above things are normal occurances.

 

[JonathonWally]

Ah, beer. The cause of--and the solution to--all of life's problems.

*Cracks another beer*

"I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking"

 

[Tiberius Jim]

This thread makes me want to get drunk. I've never gotten sick from drinking, although I have had it make me feel like I was fairly close to death. It got me into bed once with someone I really, really wish I hadn't. It also kept me out of bed with someone I at the time wished it hadn't. Looking back, that was actually probably for the best. Let's just say that Jager and champagne are *not* a good mix.

The craziest story I have is when I left a bar in San Francisco completely hammered, not knowing where in the hell the closest transit station was or when the last train left. I walked, attempting to see my phone's GPS in an attempt to find the station while trying to walk straight and without falling over, for nearly 2 miles. I got to the very last train of the night (had I missed it, I'd have been looking at a night spent in the city, alone, with no cash) and sobered up before getting to my car on the other side of the Bay. Oh, and I drunk-texted my then-not-yet-my-girlfriend that I had feelings for her.

 

[Captain Brylcream]

As I desperately try to sober up this morning, I need to warn you all, NEVER take on the mechanical Rodeo Bull after an evening called "Sambucca Madness" it endeth not well for you dignity........ now I must go scrape the cheeseburger I fell asleep in off my face.........

 

[Goliath]

^Yeah, "sambucca madness" definitely sounds like something to avoid.

 

[ares93]

this wasn't me but my friend but i still think it funny enough to tell. Croatia-Sweden by car. he misses the ferry by a few minutes and the next one leaves like 12 hours later so he decides to drown his sorrows. parks the car, get out and drinks until he can barely stand then he decides to sleep in the car. the handbrake is broken btw so he put the car into first to stop it from moving. then he gets in the driver seat leans back and falls asleep. during his not so calm dream he somehow manages to put the car into neutral and the car starts moving. it finally stops around two-three meters from the water when it hit one of those metal thingy's they tie the ferry's too. if the steering wheel would have been a bit more to the left he would have ended up in the water...

EDIT: try to explain to a german cop that you weren't drinking and driving when he finds you behind the wheel after an accident.