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The worst thing about this movie...Spock can´t fly!

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Aike

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Here is the first poor review of the movie written by a non-fan. Sir_Yesterday at IMdb thinks the biggest problem is Spock and his special powers:rolleyes:

The biggest problem of this movie is that it takes itself to seriously! They could have done so if they at least delivered on the action front! This movie could have used more humor which would have improved the badly choreographed action scenes immensely! Also what bothered me a lot wasn't the bad acting or the plot and even the bad choreography! It was the inconsistency of the use of superpowers! At one time Spock is able to fly and suddenly he can't! At one time he is able to use some form of telekinesis and just like that he isn't able to and just keeps on jumping and kicking like a muay Thai fighter!
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Source: http://www.imdb.com/user/ur12737901/comments
 
Spock can't fly?

Dammit, my weed-fueled hallucinations have betrayed me yet AGAIN!
 
If Spocks superpowers were flying, what do you think were Kirk's superpowers? Toupee magnetism?
 
Falconfire said:
This is also the guy who said Wolverine is in line to be the next Dark Knight....
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Yeah, and then he only gave it a six since it was a movie for kids.

He also thought that Trek was a kiddie movie that not even the kids would like it. He gave it a five.:lol:
 
Aike said:
Here is the first poor review of the movie written by a non-fan. Sir_Yesterday at IMdb thinks the biggest problem is Spock and his special powers:rolleyes:

The biggest problem of this movie is that it takes itself to seriously! They could have done so if they at least delivered on the action front! This movie could have used more humor which would have improved the badly choreographed action scenes immensely! Also what bothered me a lot wasn't the bad acting or the plot and even the bad choreography! It was the inconsistency of the use of superpowers! At one time Spock is able to fly and suddenly he can't! At one time he is able to use some form of telekinesis and just like that he isn't able to and just keeps on jumping and kicking like a muay Thai fighter!
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Source: http://www.imdb.com/user/ur12737901/comments
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At least the reviewer likes his exclamation points! Let me check! Nope!
Not one sentence in this brief snippet that is without one! That's great writing!
 
Yes, but Spock does have the Blue Penis.

JJ made sure to capture the WATCHMEN demographic during the bedroom scene with
Uhura
.

Unfortunately, an extremely jealous Dr. Manhattan came in and caught Spock in flagrente delecto.

They got into an argument over who killed The Comedian and whether or not the Squid should have been in the movie.

While the two legendary fan icons argued,
Uhura
got bored and smoked a Camel.
 
Aragorn said:
Is it possible he's being sarcastic... with all three pages of reviews?
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He's being something, that's for sure. I didn't read all three pages (my brain threatened to walk out if I tried it) but some of the stuff I read there doesn't even make sense, logically or grammatically.
 
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