The worst thing about this movie...Spock can´t fly!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Aike, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Aike

    Aike Commander Red Shirt

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    Here is the first poor review of the movie written by a non-fan. Sir_Yesterday at IMdb thinks the biggest problem is Spock and his special powers:rolleyes:

    Source: http://www.imdb.com/user/ur12737901/comments
     
  2. Jax

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    He was watching Heroes I see :rolleyes:
     
  3. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    So Spock can't fly? JJ Abrams, you have one more raped my childhood.
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    Spock can't fly?

    Dammit, my weed-fueled hallucinations have betrayed me yet AGAIN!
     
  5. Falconfire

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    This is also the guy who said Wolverine is in line to be the next Dark Knight....
     
  6. cubbie

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    If Spocks superpowers were flying, what do you think were Kirk's superpowers? Toupee magnetism?
     
  7. Hartzilla2007

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    That or attracting hot alien women.
     
  8. Aike

    Aike Commander Red Shirt

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    Yeah, and then he only gave it a six since it was a movie for kids.

    He also thought that Trek was a kiddie movie that not even the kids would like it. He gave it a five.:lol:
     
  9. seigezunt

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    well, he flew in Star Trek V. :)
     
  10. EnsignRicky

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    Heh heh, he said Thai Fighter.
     
  11. Finnegan

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    At least the reviewer likes his exclamation points! Let me check! Nope!
    Not one sentence in this brief snippet that is without one! That's great writing!
     
  12. Michael Chris

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    That's the 0 time that's happened to me.
     
  13. EnsignRicky

    EnsignRicky Commodore Commodore

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    Maybe he text messaged in his review. Now that would be phoning it in.
     
  14. Aragorn

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    Is it possible he's being sarcastic... with all three pages of reviews?
     
  15. section9

    section9 Commander Red Shirt

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    Yes, but Spock does have the Blue Penis.

    JJ made sure to capture the WATCHMEN demographic during the bedroom scene with
    Uhura
    .

    Unfortunately, an extremely jealous Dr. Manhattan came in and caught Spock in flagrente delecto.

    They got into an argument over who killed The Comedian and whether or not the Squid should have been in the movie.

    While the two legendary fan icons argued,
    Uhura
    got bored and smoked a Camel.
     
  16. Saga

    Saga Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    you know what would make Spock better? an Iron Man suit.
     
  17. m.lp.ql.m

    m.lp.ql.m Commander Red Shirt

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    Huhuh, he said smoke a camel.....
     
  18. Brent

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    Since when can Spock not fly?
     
  19. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    He's being something, that's for sure. I didn't read all three pages (my brain threatened to walk out if I tried it) but some of the stuff I read there doesn't even make sense, logically or grammatically.
     
  20. urbandk

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    best review yet.