The Votes Stop Here!

[Squiggy]

Curse this secret ballot horse drivel. How am I supposed to know who to erase from history?

 

[cooleddie74]

No matter who wins, Bird will remain the Word.

 

[Jenee]

I voted for Jenee.

The sanest choice in a terminally insane and dysfunctional field I wouldn't trust with running a weedeater.

I told you, that was just an accident. Anyway, ... the doctor is certain it will grow back.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Curse this secret ballot horse drivel. How am I supposed to know who to erase from history?

I foresee a time when Squiggy may have to disappear for a while. You know, just in until the election is over.

Vote for Jenee!

 

[Capn Flukie]

I voted for Jenee.

Thanks for the poking.

 

[Jenee]

I voted for Jenee.

Thanks for the poking.

Anytime.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Buying votes with sex? Ooooh, a scandal! Time to rake up some muck.

 

[Jenee]

It's the only way I can win. Squiggy is giving me a run for my money.

 

[JiNX-01]

I have nothing against the incumbent candidates but I'm writing in cooleddie74.

 

[captcalhoun]

i know which side my bread's buttered so i voted for Empress TSQ

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Buying votes with sex? Ooooh, a scandal! Time to rake up some muck.

Please! How do you think I became her running mate?

 

[Squiggy]

Buying votes with sex? Ooooh, a scandal! Time to rake up some muck.

If I win, I will never post my ass again.

God bless America.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Damn now i'm all conflicted. But i already voted and i stand by that.

 

[Jenee]

Buying votes with sex? Ooooh, a scandal! Time to rake up some muck.

Please! How do you think I became her running mate?

Yes, our administration will be riddled with sex - scandalous and otherwise. It is our main campaign platform.

 

[Kibbin]

I voted for the most apathetic man in this campaign, a man who won't get my hopes up with promises of any kind and thus will never fail to deliver, a man who does not want this post for the fame, wealth, power or control but simply put his name in because he was slightly bored at the time. An open and honest man with nothing to hide because I'm not sure there is much there, I voted for..........
hang on I forgot, I'll just go see if they'll let me get my slip out and have a look.

 

[iguana_tonante]

"Beauty will save the world." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Vote for tsq.

 

[Canadave]

It's the only way I can win. Squiggy is giving me a run for my money.

Squiggy tried to buy my vote with sex.

 

[doubleohfive]

MODMAN is a tool, a facade, and patently unfunny. A president needs to be funny!

Thus, I pledge my vote to Squiggy.

 

[Jenee]

It's the only way I can win. Squiggy is giving me a run for my money.

Squiggy tried to buy my vote with sex.

Tried?

Vote for me and I will succeed.

 

[doubleohfive]

Damn now i'm all conflicted. But i already voted and i stand by that.

If it doesn't work the way you want it to McBundy, just steal the election like you did last time.