The unnecessary reboot/remake of the week thread

[tharpdevenport]

Trends don't always continue, yes. If they did we'd al be amassing Pet Rock collectiosn and wearing bellbottoms, while combing our mullets.

 

[Set Harth]

Member when bell bottoms came back? That was interesting

 

[137th Gebirg]

 

[Jayson1]

John Wick: Chapter 5 Will ‘Be Really Different’ With ‘A New Story’, Teases Chad Stahelski

Keanu Reeves' return as John Wick will take audiences on a different journey with the master assassin. Read more at Empire.

www.empireonline.com

John Wick shaves his beard and gets a haircut. Trouble shows up and before you know he is kicking ass.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Wick becomes a cat person.

 

[Jayson1]

John Wick goes to the moon to fight aliens.

 

[tharpdevenport]

So many alien headshots.



Unless it's like The Undiscovered Country wherein he pops one in the head, it doesn't die, and another alien reminds him not all aliens keep their brains in their heads...

 

[MarcKle1964]

John Wick shaves his beard and gets a haircut. Trouble shows up and before you know he is kicking ass.

This is what happened in a different timeline when Ted Logan got sent to military school by his father.

 

[Aragorn]

A kid with a magic movie ticket ends up in the John Wick world, then pulls Wick into the real world. Wick finds out he still has the gun skills of Keanu Reeves, but he can't survive a fall off a rooftop and there's no such thing as a bulletproof shirt.

 

[tharpdevenport]

John Wick enters ... the Matrix.

 

[Starkers]

John Wick enters ... the Matrix.

 

[Jayson1]

John Wick fights the Manosphere. Us Government recruits him. "Mr WIck, We need you stop the leader of the Manosphere who is famous podcaster Joel Rogain from secretly mixing red pills into the Soy Milk located in LA, that will instantly turn the entire city into mind controlled slaves of the Manopshere. " Wick is like 'Get someone else to do it" but they are like 'But we can't. We were to successful in making the FBI woke. Now nobody here knows how to use a gun and spends all their time posting on social media" "Wick is like "Dam it. I just can't" at which point the main FBI agent signals someone to bring out a cute little puppy named Bubbles and is like 'You stop Joel Rogain and Bubbles belongs to you." and Wick is like 'Fine. But I am only doing it for Bubbles. Now get me a gun!"

 

[oktay]

‘10 Things I Hate About You’ Director Plans Sequel Trilogy With Nod To Heath Ledger: “He Deserves To Be Loved”

Gil Junger, the director of 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), is planning a sequel trilogy with a nod to Heath Ledger.

deadline.com

 

[Nerys Myk]

Wick finds himself in the 19th Century with a bad English accent.

 

[Jayson1]

John Wick "The Musical. Watch him dance,sing and shoot bad guys.

 

[Starkers]

John Wick retires to a small town in California where he spends his time surfing, but then former Presidents start robbing banks in town and before you can say "Hail to the Chief" things have get gnarly!

 

[oktay]

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[MarcKle1964]

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The cash, we must have it (glottal swallow)

 

[Jayson1]

John Wick starts a podcast that interviews bad guys and when the interview is over he shoots them.

 

[oktay]

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